Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 04, 2024

No “clutches” onto throats, either.

In your dreams

In our house we call it “foreplay.”

Been there.

This is the most rudimentary version I’ve seen. Normally the purse holding area would have small coin operated televisions with attached ash trays.

I always ask her, “Is the safety on?”

No problem.

The best way I ever saw of dealing with this was after the wife was out of sight, the husband would place the purse on the floor, take a plastic bag out of his pocket, put it over his hand and pick the purse up like it was dog poo.

Just put some comfortable chairs there, maybe a phone charger, and they guys will happily hold those purses all day.

What on earth is so big a deal about holding your husband’s purse? lol, etc…

Are 2 of the guys wearing tights?

A guy just smiled at me holding my wife’s purse one day and all I could think to say was, “What do you think, does it match my outfit?”. He couldn’t stop laughing until he got back to his own wife where I saw him point me out to her. Then I saw her crack a big smile and wave at me. So glad I could make their day.

Whatever you do, don’t purse your lips.

Good idea, who would pursue it?

As long as his shoes match her bag it’s fine.

….Done that too!

Maybe I’m obtuse or just fortunate, but I don’t understand the idea. My wife has never asked me along for her clothes shopping. As for the purse, why not take it into the changing room? You don’t need to leave the room to tell how something fits or how it looks. They have big mirrors and good lighting in there.

Never had a problem holding the wife’s purse. Would give my eye teeth to hold it again. She passed away near 4 years ago

Don’t need a purse or a husband to hold it if you have enough pockets.

Hold my beer.

They’re always left holding the bag.

I see plenty of men these days with bags of their own that look like the first two ‘purses’, usually dark colors though.

They should at least provide a screen they can hide behind.

That one guy is pretty strapped.

Nice try, fat chance, etc. That’s just one more sign for folks to disregard and do as they please.

i used to ask passersby “does this match my outfit?”

Sometimes the guy just has to come through in the clutch purse

“Husband H3ll”.