Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for September 10, 2024

and Rosie makes his move as Diet finally realizes Mysty is on the up-and-up…

dam-ned fool…

Chekov’s security guy. So that’s why he was hanging around.

I guess Diet never heard the old Vulcan saying: “Beware of Lunarians bearing gifts”.

Ro-Zan is “{moon} rocked” with insidious intentions.

It is inconceivable that Diet never heard of Rozan’s insurrection that Tracy or Moon Governor never told him. Moreover Rozan’s behavior was most suspect. Smith’s industries’ security is full of holescas usual.

Good morning™, everyone!

You’d think Smith Industries would have noticed by now if he had “escaped.” Maybe I was wrong about Mysta being the head of security or maybe she was in charge, but distracted by her meeting with Diet.

I don’t think resurrecting the Moon Period was such a great idea

Good morning™, Jaw Dropping Reveals !

‘Darkman’ in P.3 looks like he could be the killer or the guy that broke into your hotel room while you were out, looking for fenceable goodies. I don’t know about you guys but I think MC done good on this one.

So maybe Ro-Zan stole the space coupe to get to Earth. (A second one isn’t coming to pick him up in a few days?)

And the lunar vermin starts causing trouble!

I would give that Space Couple Ro-Zan arrived in a thorough going over with a fine-toothed comb.

Mysta’s acting all indignant, but she’s actually sending a telepathic message to you-know-who:

“Meet you all the way! Meet you all the way, Ro-Zan yeah!”

Mysta was right, she picked up Ro-Zan’s bad vibes with her antennae!

And the Moon Coupe runs on clean energy or I would suspect it was a Trojan Horse hiding a nuclear device !

Ah the old vanishing paint trick eh.

Gee, and Ro-zan seemed so sincere too!

See? Them alien astronut theorists is never wrongs. This why you should never trust em steenky aliens.

Meet you all the way, Ro-Zaan na na. Meet you all the way, Ro-Zaan na na

Okay, which is less believable.

A: Tracy and Mysta return from the moon and don’t breathe a word of events there to Smith,

OR

B Roz-an assuming Smith knows diddly-squat and flying into Smith Industries with a cock-and-bull story that Smith laps up and needs to double-check Mysta,

Or

C: All the above.

I clearly spent too many years writing quizzes.

uh huh… wonder where he went then. :\

So – Diet talks to Tracy on his left wrist and Security on his right. I bet he drops trau to talk to his girlfriend on his “private line”

MOVIE QUOTE—

“Why did you hit me in the face with a Coconut Custard Pie With Whipped Cream?”

Humphrey Bogart—-SLICK HARE—1947

Hey Vengey ! I’m waiting for a cartoon here !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Gocomics, why hast thou forsaken me?! I keep not being able to log-in! Sooooooo.

We proudly unveil the all new NEW log-in for 2024! Comes pre-dented and only keyed twice. (white walls optional)

WONDER at the nifty raccoon tail on the antenna (peeved raccoon attached)!

GAPE at the occasional typo, lovingly burnished to a diamond sheen with only the finest chamois fabricated from only the finest and rarest Charmin 5-ply! (No, in spite of what our parents may have told you, they still exist on the steepest slopes of Nepal, where they run free in vast hordes)

Any many more vaguely humiliating extras that are locked in the spacious trunk! (Darnit! I knew I should have insisted on a KEY at the dealership!!!)

Think I’ll flick a giant spider on them!

“But…a deliveryman just left a piping hot order of hot wings for the tablecloth at table five. COULD be a coincidence, though.”

I knew he was lying. I was there.I read the whole thing.Now what WAS his plan, and will early discovery snafu it?

Smith sees the floating head, assumed it’s one of the famed Two Guardians of The Bad Place (probably Bubba The Charmingly Inept) come to roast his soul, shrieks like a little girl, and flings the wrist doohickey out the window. Tracy hastily reconsiders his circle of friends. Weeks later, Smith is seen slumming in Nancy, drinking cheap wine and mourning his failed relationship with Mary Worth.

Can the chicken be next?!

(please)

“Good LORD, man! Check the silverware drawer!!!!!”

1-: Doit accidentally opens his charm bracelet and unintentionally displays Tracy murmuring: I love you, Doit. I love you, Doit. I love you, Doit.

2- DOIT: OOOPS! WRONG ARM! Uh…anybody seen Rocks-Anne?

3- GUARD GUY: I’m not sure. There’s a shadowy figure in his room staring at the paint-by-numbers piece you hung on the wall. It seems to have frozen the guy! I’d get closer to confirm his identity but I don’t wanna take a chance of seeing that painting close up!

DOIT: Oh yeah. That’s the nude – of me. I posed for the famous paint-by-numbers abstract artist, Digi Talis. He did the lines and numbers and I added the paint. It’s really a rare… BANG! Thud…

MYSTAFIED: Uh oh. Clean-up, Room 12!

Nice to see that Tom Cruise is heading up the security team.

…you guys DID check under the bed, right…..isn’t THAT where the monsters always hang out, waiting for the lights to go out?……..

Ro-Zanne is Ro-Gone. Can Mysta reach out with her antennae and detect his evil, squirrely butt?

Wrist radio saves the day…..for now!

Doing a fine job, Diet. Really batting a thousand. Keep it up.

Well, that escalated quickly.

The game is afoot.

Looking to hideout, Roz-An joins the local Polar bear Club

Nice to see that the Shadow Man from VOYAGE TOT HE BOTTOM OF THE SEA found a new gig after all these yeas!

Ya’ KNOW, you ot off easy. The French version had Jar Jar Binks step out of the space coupe…