The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 04, 2024

To paraphrase the great Jackie Gleason on THE HONEYMOONERS: “You’ve got a BIG mouth!!”

When Leroy comes home to Loretta, he’s probably had more than one for the road.

That looks like a boring gettogether.

Actually, it means he’s leaving, and he’s p!$$ed off!

never pass up using the bathroom

If Leroy’s going to drop a deuce, all of them will be leaving, at least until the house is completely ventilated.

That’s mail carriers leaving the office as well.

That goes without saying! Lol!

A lot safer than what it used to mean.

Used to be that he could stop along the way and go behind a tree… in this day and age that would get him onto the sex registry list as a predator.

He can’t ‘Depend’ on making it home even only half-full.

Always a smart thing to do. But usually you can find a store or a 24 hour Wally World for an emergency stop.

so long as it means she‘ll be leaving SOON – all’s good

Or an exhibitionist …

Couldn’t it mean both?

Comes a time in life when trips are planned based partly on projected required pit stops. :)

I keep an empty opaque brown iced tea jug in my car. Once you’ve been caught in a traffic jam, you learn. I don’t know what women do.

Why I’m afraid of flying, you never know if you can make it in time.

Need a newspaper, Leroy?

Good, that means you’re finally leaving.

you’re around the same age as Leroy, Loretta. Wouldn’t your comment apply to yourself as well?

Leroy’s quite the “premium logger.”

In my house, that’s known as either “dropping some water weight” or, in the other case, “catching up on some paperwork”.

and once more just to be on the safe side… ☺

IT’S TRUE, THOUGH.