Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2024

Is this why Pig is always naked?

Just wait until a young man named Calvin walks into your class…

I’m open minded. If you disagree with me, you are close minded.

If you’re not clothes minded, you’re probably a nudist.

Fashion for the brain?

Yum, bacon burger…….

People with closed minds do that to avoid letting in any new ideas.

The prof is closed minded to Pigs interpretation tsk tsk

It’s not wrong to begin with an example.

Please don’t confuse closed-mindedness with, open-minded but haven’t been convinced that my current belief isn’t the correct one.

“I’m right and that’s that!”

Pig is a fashionista, who would have known?!

According to the New York State database of Teacher pensions in New York (available only with a Gannett subscription) the majority of teachers retire either at 30 years or age 55, whichever comes first. Frankly, I can’t blame them.

I had an email discussion with a man about a year ago. Throughout the whole discussion, which lasted about a month, he showed himself to be amazingly closed-minded, but he always maintained that he was open-minded.

Don’t be so open minded that your brain falls out.

You don’t even wear clothes, Pig.

Close minded and nailed shut!!

Try being a primary care physician. “You mean I have to take the medicine every day?!”.

If Pig is able to compose a sentence and print it legibly, isn’t that worth at least a grade of B by today’s educational standards?

Two-parties “democracy?” :D

Amen Brother. I hear ya!

Only half

Only half?

Zippers! They keep your $&%$&^ closed.

“If you’re too clothes-minded, it’s bad for your budget.”

Someone misunderstood the assignment, evidently.

If you consider a person to be close minded, is it possible you are close minded yourself and want everyone to agree with you?

How about… “Liberals should come up with a new excuse for voting for a bone stupid multi racial Cackling Commie poser witch besides she’s kinda black and a woman and I don’t want to be called a racist woman hater. Plus my propaganda amped hatred for the other guy.” God Bless America!

only half?

“What’s all this I keep hearing about whirled peas?”

- Miss Emily Litella

Count : perfect example.

Really? I would think he’d appreciate the comic relief. Also, flunking people (and animals) who don’t belong there.

Next time write it on the board

Next time write it on the board

Examples: 1. Everything Trump says is a lie. 2. Everything Trump says is the truth.

That teacher reminds me of the time I was in grammar school & I whined to a teacher, “I gotta stay in school until I’m 18!” She replied, “And I have to stay here until I’m 65!”

I think most teachers would get a laugh out of an answer like that. What really makes teaching a grind is wading through a pile of papers that have nothing meaningful to say about the question but aren’t funny either.

Why is Pig in school? I know it’s come up a handful of times over the years, but it’s so inconsistent that I can’t imagine he’s making any real progress.

Must be talking about Direct Ear to Mouth, no filter, Connection The Donald.

I empathize in the extreme!

I don’t wear hats. Ergo, I’m not clothes-minded.

And the other half wishing you actually WERE retired? d;o)

but ya gotta give ‘im some credit for creativity an’ thinking outside the box!

I remember the senior level history class I took in college, where the task was to write a simulated journal article using primary sources. The instructor emphasized that grammar, syntax, and spelling would count in the grade.

The steel trap of closed mindedness.