Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 09, 2024

It won’t matter until he’s an old Giza.

A pyramid to die for!

Why them steenky little network markerters.

Why is it no fair?

So he has a not-so-great pyramid.

The great pyramids could have used different adjectives.

Son, it is all in your perspective.

“You boys behave or, so help me, I’ll break off the sphinx’s nose! Don’t think I won’t do it!”

Why is it no fair?

because

Sorry kid, you both were just born that way!

Tutt-tut, Tut

Always listen to your mummy!

Cleopatra lived closer to the release of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid.

That pyramid is just tomb much.

The kid got involved in a pyramid scheme.

It’s not the pyramid that matters, it’s the Cheops-class warship that lands on it.

Pyramid Envy!

Aren’t they ancient astronauts space ship landing pads anyway?