Funniest Noah’s ark-related cartoons I’ve ever seen: Two unicorns standing in the rain watch the ark sail away, and one says, “Oh, crud—was that today?” The other one: it’s starting to rain, animals are filing onto the ark two by two, and two unicorns are holding a sign NEED TICKETS.
pschearer Premium Member 15 days ago
Commandment XI: Thou shalt not argue with an omniscient being.
Digital Frog 15 days ago
At least it wasn’t 16 chickens and a tambourine.
sbenton7684 15 days ago
I think that’s Noah’s cousin… Notnoah…
PoodleGroomer 15 days ago
Planning ahead for a Noah’s Nuggets franchise.
Econ01 15 days ago
They look like ancestors of the chicken in Moana.
P51Strega 15 days ago
It should be little grey perching birds: “I thought you said 300 cute titts”.
purepaul Premium Member 15 days ago
On the plus side, they are sure of an egg supply. Assuming there isn’t a KFC franchise on board.
bloodykate 15 days ago
This is hilarious! And I love those chickens : D
Chalres 15 days ago
He could start with two rabbits and have 30,000 when he landed.
And yes, I know it’s one pair of each unclean animal, and seven pair of each clean animal.
AZCoyote 15 days ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Bex Premium Member 15 days ago
Gotta feed the carnivores something.
hooglah 15 days ago
You have to have something to eat on the trip.
zenyattafan 15 days ago
Funniest Noah’s ark-related cartoons I’ve ever seen: Two unicorns standing in the rain watch the ark sail away, and one says, “Oh, crud—was that today?” The other one: it’s starting to rain, animals are filing onto the ark two by two, and two unicorns are holding a sign NEED TICKETS.
Impkins Premium Member 15 days ago
What’s he gonna do with that mallet? Play thump the chickens? :)
bilbrlsn 15 days ago
7 pairs of birds, 7 pairs of clean (kosher edible) animals, and 1 pair of unclean animals.
There are more than 1,600 recognized chicken breeds worldwide so at least 22,400.