I have my garage finished into a 2-level “Man Castle” my friend asked me why women weren’t allowed. I said “Umm… MAN Castle?!” He said “So your wife can’t come out here and hang with us?” And I said “Dude, WHY do think I’m in the garage?!”
To be non-sexist though, I do have a sign that says “Hookers and Strippers Allowed.”
seanfear about 2 months ago
you deserved it …. (well, supposing you’re a knight that is)
oldthang about 2 months ago
Good knight, Irene, good knight.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
If any are in chains all are in chains. Some people really deserve to be in chains, though.
hariseldon59 about 2 months ago
A 10 year old boy would have a No Girlz Allowed sign. Adult males would probably use the treehouse as a love nest.
The Duke about 2 months ago
It was the Wiz’s wife that hung the sign up in the first place.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
I am a branch manager.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
If a tree falls on an Athieist’s house…
Is it still considered an act of God?
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
I planted a palm tree outside my house
Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.
My life had been uprooted.
Calvinist1966 about 2 months ago
Knight amused, Rodney?
Doug K about 2 months ago
Rodney: Aw … May I please be admitted in?
Wiz: No, Sir. (No Sirs allowed.)
Goat from PBS about 2 months ago
No non-wizards allowed.
Gent about 2 months ago
CalWiz and Rodds.
Durak Premium Member about 2 months ago
No girls. Women Welcome.
assrdood about 2 months ago
Learned a new word: “Exhaustipated”. Too tired to give a (fill in the blank).
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Sexist or stupid? Some choice.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
That sign was meant for womenfolk. He wanted to keep the sanctity of his man-cave in the trees. ;-p
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
Been watching that “finger pointing” TV!!!!!
DJohnny about 2 months ago
Now we know where Calvin got his inspiration for G.R.O.S.S.!
oish about 2 months ago
The sign said “long nosed freaky people need not come inside”
So I stuffed my nose inside of my hat and said “Hey! What gives you the right?”
delennwen about 2 months ago
You silly Iddish knnnnniggit! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
The Count thinks he should go with Calvin and Hobbes G.R.O.S.S. (*G*et *R*id *O*f *S*limy Girl*S*)
pripley about 2 months ago
You gotta keep somebody out. That’s the purpose of a fort!
tcayer about 2 months ago
I have my garage finished into a 2-level “Man Castle” my friend asked me why women weren’t allowed. I said “Umm… MAN Castle?!” He said “So your wife can’t come out here and hang with us?” And I said “Dude, WHY do think I’m in the garage?!”
To be non-sexist though, I do have a sign that says “Hookers and Strippers Allowed.”
KEA about 2 months ago
how about “No One Allowed” (but me)
Henwood about 2 months ago
Like all cross-dressers, the Wiz is not kind to competition.
gammaguy about 2 months ago
“No knights allowed”
Not even dazed knights?
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Henry’s not banned, is he? That guy rules.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
Would any “girlz” want to go in, in the first place?
chemguy about 2 months ago
He should have a sign that says “Only chicks in Chain mail”
Brian Premium Member about 2 months ago
“No HomerS.”