Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2024

Law as too often practiced by lawyers: “Rob from the poor; give to the rich; defend the guilty; persecute the innocent.”

He’s dead, Jim.

He got it wrong. The lawyer’s creed is “LIVE LAW AND PROSPER”.

Peace and Long Life. _\\//

Rudy Giuliani isn’t prospering at the moment.

There is no rule of law in America. Criminals keep criming.

“Call Me Alabama!” (If you’ve been there you know what I’m talking about.)

It’s served Mr. Shatner well.

LOL

You can make fun of lawyers all you want, until you need one.

“First kill all the lawyers.” – Shakespeare

Beam him up, Scotty. He’s had too much to drink

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

- W.E. Henley

His name is “BoB” rather than “Bob”?

How about a simple: make a positive difference in other peoples’ lives.

Make lawsuits, cost taxpayers millions of dollars, then drop them when they become an embarrassment

Hagar the Horrible: “I got mine.”

Of course, it was a Vulcan law school. :)

Most prosecutors are very good and fair persons that balance the rights of society, rights of victims and the facts of the crimes before making any decisions to prosecute. Sadly, some prosecutors have become persecutors and use the law to go after perceived enemies of society which give all the good prosecutors a bad name……

Awesome stuff, more great Lawyer Humor ! ;-)

Walk in obedience to all that the Lord your God has commanded you, so that you may live and prosper and prolong your days in the land that you will possess – Deuteronomy 5:33. You’re welcome.

Limp long and perspire.

What is best in life? Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Go ahead, represent yourself in court when you’re accused of something you didn’t do…Go ahead…

Nothing wrong about being a lawyer, just like nothing wrong with being a Cop, Soldier, Banker, Politico, and every other profession. It is all in how you do it.

Odor In The Court

Keep moving. That my philosophy.

I’ll go with the ‘Star Trek’ interpretation.

Eminently logical.

truer words were never spocken

Live fast and get it over with

“I am driven by 2 main philosophies:

(1) Know more about the world than I knew yesterday.(2) Lessen the suffering of others.

You’d be surprised how far that gets you.”

—Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist