B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 18, 2024

Hmm…what sort of grass are we talking about here?

It’s logical.

Is crabgrass both a plant and an animal?

Whales are carnivores.

Some people say they’re vegetarians because they don’t eat their friends. My friends are plants.

It not about how fat you is but it about how active you is.

“How much intelligence does it take to sneak up on a leaf?” Larry Niven, The Ringworld Engineers

Fun Fact: Mankind is the biggest grazer of grass on the planet. Wheat, rice, oats, barley, maize are all forms of grass.

My lawn hasn’t tried to escape me yet.