More people over 21 years of age should listen to the ‘Fleet Farm song’ by the Happy Schnapps Combo. A ‘shot in the arm’ could best be defined as holding a shot glass in your hand filled with a fine liquor with some state restrictions regarding age and location.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Guess what was in the bag…..
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 month ago
When you forget to bring something for show and tell.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
OK, what is it—a tsetse fly??
C about 1 month ago
Life of the party
einarbt about 1 month ago
A biological weapon?
cracker65 about 1 month ago
Poor Miss Wormwood
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
That really is a good show and tell, something for everyone in the imagination of your mind, he should do radio.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
Yes, but I’m not very good at shooting.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
What about YOU, Cal ? You caught it !
Superhawk about 1 month ago
Looking in the bag, Calvin saw that the cover was off the petri dish.
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
What did you bring this time?! Principal’s office! NOW!! And somebody please call pest control!
sandpiper about 1 month ago
It was a good try, Cal, but I think Mrs. Wormwood give you credit for it.
gantech about 1 month ago
He sure knows how to clear a room…
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Count got his RSV shot yesterday
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Would be cool if Calvin did a Steve Martin Great Flydini routine or two. : )
Gent about 1 month ago
Well it gonna build character see.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Nasty or deadly????
uniquename about 1 month ago
I wish I’d thought of that when I was six.
mfrasca about 1 month ago
>Have you all had your shots?
Then…yes.
Now…no.
Amra Leo about 1 month ago
Well, that can’t be good…
bobtoledo Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s a great room clearer!
rshive about 1 month ago
Can what, Calvin?
Claude Badley about 1 month ago
RFK Jr.’s brain worm?
drds2 about 1 month ago
Calvin is Fauci.
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
How to empty a classroom in 30 seconds or less….
nsaber about 1 month ago
RFK,Jr replies: “Shots?! We don’t need no stinkin shots.”
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago
don’t worry Calvin – what can it do before global warming destroys all of us? just “duck and cover kids!”
mindjob about 1 month ago
It escaped from a lab!
ssejhill about 1 month ago
Shots?!? With RFK Jr coming on board no one will be allowed to get their shots or vaccines.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 1 month ago
I had my shot of Tenhead vodka.
More people over 21 years of age should listen to the ‘Fleet Farm song’ by the Happy Schnapps Combo. A ‘shot in the arm’ could best be defined as holding a shot glass in your hand filled with a fine liquor with some state restrictions regarding age and location.
No 6 about 1 month ago
Calvin should now go into a lecture regarding the power of the imagination.
minty_Joe about 1 month ago
The Amazing Jonathan (RIP) used to do a bit just like this, only he had an empty straw basket and it was a Cobra inside.
Norris66 about 1 month ago
Got my shots. Don’t believe that’s OK too, don’t worry about this.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
Rabies shot?
ncorgbl about 1 month ago
Aaron Rodgers has not.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
Sequel to the noodle incident?
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Rodent fun no doubt ! ;-)
kjnrun about 1 month ago
Now this is funny.
g04922 about 1 month ago
Something that can carry diseases is in the bag and now it is loose!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m glad to see that somebody is advocating getting your shots. Yes, all of them!
glowing-steak32 29 days ago
I…don’t think I wanna know what was in the bag…