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I just remembered a comic I drew as a kid where a guy laughs evily after chopping a chickenās head off, then the chickenās body stands up and kicks him in the shin, and then the chickenās head jumps up and bites his finger.
The comic ended with the guyās head chopped off, the chickenās body holding the axe in one wing, and the chickenās head clucking sadistically.
Maladjusted, just, untrusted, rustedSometimes brilliant, busted thoughtsThink Iāll stay for a while, Iām intrigued and IāmRed as a newborn, White as a corpse
codycab 3 months ago
You wonāt find Calvinās picture next to āWell adjustedā.
Sugar Bombs 95 3 months ago
I just remembered a comic I drew as a kid where a guy laughs evily after chopping a chickenās head off, then the chickenās body stands up and kicks him in the shin, and then the chickenās head jumps up and bites his finger.
The comic ended with the guyās head chopped off, the chickenās body holding the axe in one wing, and the chickenās head clucking sadistically.
C 3 months ago
Hilarious. Take a pill, Mom.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Ah, itās great to see Calvinās snow creations again. But couldnāt he have made the victim look more like Col. Sanders??
Bilan 3 months ago
Chickens always love a good reason to cackle.
Sharon L Brister Premium Member 3 months ago
This has been my favorite since it was first published.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
I see years of therapy for mom!
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
Brilliant !
Jayalexander 3 months ago
Where;s you sense of FUN mom?
KimmiesAndrews 3 months ago
Oh good! Calvinās snow goons are here! I love it!
nsr60 3 months ago
An interesting question: How much overlap between āCreativeā and āWell- Adjustedā might there be on a Venn diagram?
markkahler52 3 months ago
Well-adjusted to āCrazy!ā
tremaine53 3 months ago
Watterson captures the essence of the parental experience of wondering if your child has a few loose screws.
gannon612 3 months ago
And once again, our hero Calvin ably demonstrates the fine line between genius and insanity!
chaosed2 3 months ago
Iāve always wondered how Calvin got the shading and definition done so well on his snow creations.
Who, me? 3 months ago
Watterson does it for him, and heās an expert.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
Just how many kids make snowmen killing each other with REAL weapons?
david_42 3 months ago
I suspect very few artists are āwell-adjustedā.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 3 months ago
That kidās got talent!
Number Six (1967) 3 months ago
Mom should be proud!
[Unnamed Reader - a0a6ed] Premium Member 3 months ago
Classic.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Didnāt remember seeing this one. Very funny.
baskate_2000 3 months ago
Not you, Calvin.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 3 months ago
Whatās the problem, Gertrude? You donāt think there are chickens out there whoād love to be on the giving end of the ax treatment?
ComicKing456 Premium Member 3 months ago
the tables have turned
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago
Chicken Boo, whatās the matter with you?
rshive 3 months ago
Psychologists are everywhere, it seems.
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
Is there an adjustment knob somewhere?
formathe 3 months ago
My neighbours kids built a snow fort. They are Susieās.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin grows up and adopts the nom de plume Gary Larson!
wiley207 3 months ago
This always made me laugh as a kid, seeing a big snow chicken.
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin did this as a character building exercise.
nsaber 3 months ago
Former animal celebrity in western Colorado: Mike the Headless Chicken! Absolutely true fact.
redback 3 months ago
Moby ā Disco Lies
cldisme 3 months ago
I have no recollection of this particular strip. Iām sure I would have since it is so unique from Calvinās other snowman creations.
mindjob 3 months ago
Iād like to see Warner Bros work this into a Foghorn Leghorn comic.
Vistoso Quartz Hill #6 3 months ago
āWell-adjustedā could refer to the change of attitude āJosephā had when he was tossed into a murky well by his agitated ābrosā.
That āwell-adjustedā expression started centuries ago.
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
Snow men are soooooo boring!!!!!
donwestonmysteries 3 months ago
Took me a minute to see the ax instead of a stick through a hole in the ball. Then to see that headless dead snowman.
anomaly 3 months ago
At least he has a sense of justice. Except for his own actions.
Spence12 Premium Member 3 months ago
He mustāve cleaned up before he showed his mom his artwork. There mustāve been a ladder and some other tools involved in creating it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Not that sculpture, for one thing.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
To start with, anything that involves an axe requires adult supervision.
Smeagol 2 months ago
Did you know you can fold the chicken head under a wing and it will walk around like that?
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Should pour water down the side so the ice could be the blood running out.
viniragu 2 months ago
Bill Clinton as a child!!
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
Calvinās snow sculptures really do show a tremendous sense of creativity. I wish his parents would recognize this.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Revenge of the chickens ??? ;-)
sobrown51 2 months ago
Philosophy question: Can you decapitate someone without a cap on?
willie_mctell 2 months ago
The rabbi of the temple my family belonged to when I was in high school said āAdjust? To what?ā
einarbt 2 months ago
Did she ever provide said definition?
sincavage05 2 months ago
Principal at school?
rhtatro 2 months ago
You can google Miracle Mike the headless chicken beheaded but lived for a year or more, I think in the 1940ās. In Fruita, Colorado.
davidob 2 months ago
Thatās our Calvin, trying to get ahead in the world.
Rich Corinthian Leather 2 months ago
Maladjusted, just, untrusted, rustedSometimes brilliant, busted thoughtsThink Iāll stay for a while, Iām intrigued and IāmRed as a newborn, White as a corpse