I just remembered a comic I drew as a kid where a guy laughs evily after chopping a chicken’s head off, then the chicken’s body stands up and kicks him in the shin, and then the chicken’s head jumps up and bites his finger.
The comic ended with the guy’s head chopped off, the chicken’s body holding the axe in one wing, and the chicken’s head clucking sadistically.
No, seriously. Define “well-adjusted”, especially after how everyone’s been behaving in the past 10 years, from “low-classes” to highly educated intellectuals.
Everyone’s been making absolute morons of themselves on twitter and other social media.
And they’re so addicted to it, that after Elon bought it, the “elites” just went on to continue doing complete jackbutts of themselves on similar platforms.
Maladjusted, just, untrusted, rustedSometimes brilliant, busted thoughtsThink I’ll stay for a while, I’m intrigued and I’mRed as a newborn, White as a corpse
codycab 4 days ago
You won’t find Calvin’s picture next to “Well adjusted”.
Sugar Bombs 95 4 days ago
I just remembered a comic I drew as a kid where a guy laughs evily after chopping a chicken’s head off, then the chicken’s body stands up and kicks him in the shin, and then the chicken’s head jumps up and bites his finger.
The comic ended with the guy’s head chopped off, the chicken’s body holding the axe in one wing, and the chicken’s head clucking sadistically.
C 4 days ago
Hilarious. Take a pill, Mom.
snsurone76 4 days ago
Ah, it’s great to see Calvin’s snow creations again. But couldn’t he have made the victim look more like Col. Sanders??
Bilan 4 days ago
Chickens always love a good reason to cackle.
Sharon L Brister Premium Member 4 days ago
This has been my favorite since it was first published.
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 days ago
I see years of therapy for mom!
Izzy Moreno 4 days ago
No, seriously. Define “well-adjusted”, especially after how everyone’s been behaving in the past 10 years, from “low-classes” to highly educated intellectuals.
Everyone’s been making absolute morons of themselves on twitter and other social media.
And they’re so addicted to it, that after Elon bought it, the “elites” just went on to continue doing complete jackbutts of themselves on similar platforms.
Seriously, define “well-adjusted”.
scote1379 Premium Member 4 days ago
Brilliant !
Jayalexander 4 days ago
Where;s you sense of FUN mom?
KimmiesAndrews 4 days ago
Oh good! Calvin’s snow goons are here! I love it!
nsr60 4 days ago
An interesting question: How much overlap between “Creative” and “Well- Adjusted” might there be on a Venn diagram?
markkahler52 4 days ago
Well-adjusted to “Crazy!”
tremaine53 4 days ago
Watterson captures the essence of the parental experience of wondering if your child has a few loose screws.
gannon612 4 days ago
And once again, our hero Calvin ably demonstrates the fine line between genius and insanity!
chaosed2 4 days ago
I’ve always wondered how Calvin got the shading and definition done so well on his snow creations.
Who, me? 4 days ago
Watterson does it for him, and he’s an expert.
SquidGamerGal 4 days ago
Just how many kids make snowmen killing each other with REAL weapons?
david_42 4 days ago
I suspect very few artists are “well-adjusted”.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 4 days ago
That kid’s got talent!
No 6 4 days ago
Mom should be proud!
[Unnamed Reader - a0a6ed] Premium Member 4 days ago
Classic.
sandpiper 4 days ago
Didn’t remember seeing this one. Very funny.
baskate_2000 4 days ago
Not you, Calvin.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 4 days ago
What’s the problem, Gertrude? You don’t think there are chickens out there who’d love to be on the giving end of the ax treatment?
ComicKing456 Premium Member 4 days ago
the tables have turned
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 days ago
Chicken Boo, what’s the matter with you?
rshive 4 days ago
Psychologists are everywhere, it seems.
Steverino Premium Member 4 days ago
Is there an adjustment knob somewhere?
formathe 4 days ago
My neighbours kids built a snow fort. They are Susie’s.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 days ago
Calvin grows up and adopts the nom de plume Gary Larson!
wiley207 4 days ago
This always made me laugh as a kid, seeing a big snow chicken.
gozirra2 Premium Member 4 days ago
Calvin did this as a character building exercise.
nsaber 4 days ago
Former animal celebrity in western Colorado: Mike the Headless Chicken! Absolutely true fact.
redback 4 days ago
Moby → Disco Lies
cldisme 4 days ago
I have no recollection of this particular strip. I’m sure I would have since it is so unique from Calvin’s other snowman creations.
mindjob 4 days ago
I’d like to see Warner Bros work this into a Foghorn Leghorn comic.
Deep Sea Green 735 hat trick +20 4 days ago
‘Well-adjusted’ could refer to the change of attitude ‘Joseph’ had when he was tossed into a murky well by his agitated ‘bros’.
That ‘well-adjusted’ expression started centuries ago.
rockyridge1977 4 days ago
Snow men are soooooo boring!!!!!
donwestonmysteries 4 days ago
Took me a minute to see the ax instead of a stick through a hole in the ball. Then to see that headless dead snowman.
anomaly 4 days ago
At least he has a sense of justice. Except for his own actions.
Spence12 Premium Member 4 days ago
He must’ve cleaned up before he showed his mom his artwork. There must’ve been a ladder and some other tools involved in creating it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 days ago
Not that sculpture, for one thing.
mistercatworks 4 days ago
To start with, anything that involves an axe requires adult supervision.
Smeagol 3 days ago
Did you know you can fold the chicken head under a wing and it will walk around like that?
Blu Bunny 3 days ago
Should pour water down the side so the ice could be the blood running out.
viniragu 3 days ago
Bill Clinton as a child!!
John Jorgensen 3 days ago
Calvin’s snow sculptures really do show a tremendous sense of creativity. I wish his parents would recognize this.
lnrokr55 3 days ago
Revenge of the chickens ??? ;-)
sobrown51 3 days ago
Philosophy question: Can you decapitate someone without a cap on?
willie_mctell 3 days ago
The rabbi of the temple my family belonged to when I was in high school said “Adjust? To what?”
einarbt 3 days ago
Did she ever provide said definition?
sincavage05 3 days ago
Principal at school?
rhtatro 3 days ago
You can google Miracle Mike the headless chicken beheaded but lived for a year or more, I think in the 1940’s. In Fruita, Colorado.
davidob 3 days ago
That’s our Calvin, trying to get ahead in the world.
Rich Corinthian Leather 3 days ago
Maladjusted, just, untrusted, rustedSometimes brilliant, busted thoughtsThink I’ll stay for a while, I’m intrigued and I’mRed as a newborn, White as a corpse