Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 29, 2024

Someone really stole the show!

Lost in thought…

Hey, if the hill was really, really steep, it would be Hillaryous … Edmund Hillaryous …

There should be a mare’s office and a stalLION’s den.

The first one took me a minute!

I used up so many brain cells on the first one, that the klepto one took two minutes!

You may theenks it hillarious but me was walk both ways uphills to school

Take a bow Horace, it’s the only thing left to take.

Some food tastes better in thought.

People are always telling me to take a hike, so nice of them to be looking out for my health

C1 – Once you get to the top, take the stairs, not the elevator…!

C2- time for bed, Horace; think of lamb chops and shepherd’s pie

C3 – Background music slowly fading: “Slip Sliding Away”

To dais not Horace’s day.

Don’t you hate when someone else steals the show?

The Eighth Step in Kleptomaniacs Anonymous is “Made a list of those we had harmed and became willing to make amends to The Mall.”

Today’s comic is well above average. A lot more takeaway than usual.

Most hiking trails are not nearly so funny.

The Betty Fjord Clinic? Is Horace pining?

That’s what you call stealing the scene.

My friend’s favorite “dumb blonde” joke (she had dyed her own her blonde) is about hiking halfway around a lake. She was too tired to go all the way around, so she went back.