Jon, you’ve owned Garfield for 46-1/2 years at this point. You should have known long before now that Garfield’s love for you is anything BUT unconditional. In fact, I can remember an instance where Garfield told you, “As long as you can operate that can opener, you’ll have a special place in my heart.”
Mine love me as long as I feed them, let them drink from my water glass, clean their litter boxes and give them treats on a regular basis. If I died, they would probably eat me.
lucasasanto15 about 9 hours ago
I find it cute when Garfield laughs
minky momo about 9 hours ago
Yeah right
codycab about 9 hours ago
Shows how much you really know about cats, Jon.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Jon, you are owned!
hariseldon59 about 8 hours ago
Dogs do.
jmworacle about 7 hours ago
Cats love unconditionally all right, when there’s something in it for them…
BigDaveGlass about 6 hours ago
That’s dogs, Jon.
Gent about 5 hours ago
There is always conditions apply.
2AndFour about 4 hours ago
Dogs unconditionally love. Cats cautiously love.
LawrenceS about 4 hours ago
At best, cats will tolerate conditionally.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Jon definitely knows nothing regarding cats!
Prey about 3 hours ago
No Jon, that´s dogs. Cats love unconventionally – they are plotting to kill and eat you while appearing fluffy and soft! THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
Nachikethass about 2 hours ago
Actually, Jon is right. Cats don’t put up a dribbly act of love – that’s all. 40+ years a cat owner.
Slowly, he turned... about 2 hours ago
Apparently Jon has never had a cat. Oh, that’s right… nevermind…
ʲᔆ about 2 hours ago
Jon hasn’t read the fine print
ʲᔆ about 2 hours ago
Jon’s an expert at cats…
and women…
…
NOT!
DEACON FRED about 2 hours ago
Dogs maybe, not cats.
CaveCat87 about 2 hours ago
Yeah, Jon got it all mixed up.
Imagine about 2 hours ago
I was wondering what that sound was. I can hear it all the way over here on the train along the Rhine in Germany…
edmund_graham about 2 hours ago
Cats might Jon, but Garfield is a rule unto himself
Malph about 1 hour ago
Cats never do this – gocomics. com /fredbasset/2025/01/08
mail2jbl about 1 hour ago
Jon, you’ve owned Garfield for 46-1/2 years at this point. You should have known long before now that Garfield’s love for you is anything BUT unconditional. In fact, I can remember an instance where Garfield told you, “As long as you can operate that can opener, you’ll have a special place in my heart.”
Alverant about 1 hour ago
Mine did. RIP Buddy.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 hour ago
Come on, Garfield knows a good joke when he hears one.
ladykat 27 minutes ago
Mine love me as long as I feed them, let them drink from my water glass, clean their litter boxes and give them treats on a regular basis. If I died, they would probably eat me.
RussellCastine 2 minutes ago
Dogs have owners while cats have staff.
planostanton 1 minute ago
But on their own terms.