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I live in the country with free range chickens, in a large fenced area. There is a chicken on my street that has been there for months. Why can the local bobcat find my chickens but not that one that is really out in the open?
rcham2k 3 months ago
chicken roman style
cracker65 3 months ago
It’s really fresh.
Botulism Bob 3 months ago
But you got to kill it first.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Free-range chicken might suitably be advertised with ‘Home on the Range’ and ‘Don’t Fence Me In’ as background music.
gammaguy 3 months ago
I definitely want the free-range chicken. My kitchen needs a new range.
Doug K 3 months ago
So there’s only one? And you have to catch it on your own?
Does that also mean finding your own free range eggs – kind of like an Easter egg hunt?
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
And it isn’t free, we still charge for it!
ʲᔆ 3 months ago
what about the free-refrigerator beef?
and the free-microwave pork?
sandpiper 3 months ago
Now that’s really fresh chicken.
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
That chick gets around!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago
In college we were lookin’ for free chicks rangin’.
InTraining Premium Member 3 months ago
Frank might have better luck looking for the frozen chicken…!
exness Premium Member 3 months ago
I live in the country with free range chickens, in a large fenced area. There is a chicken on my street that has been there for months. Why can the local bobcat find my chickens but not that one that is really out in the open?
petermerck 3 months ago
Watch out for the eggs in the eisles.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
They do chicken right.
rcham2k 3 months ago
making tory catch a chicken
cuzinron47 3 months ago
And wouldn’t you know my next comic is Free Range, but I shall find it.
David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago
According to Gary Larson, the free-range chicken ended up on a tropical beach.
dbrucepm 3 months ago
running around like a chicken about to get it’s head cut off