Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 17, 2024

I don’t want to know how he fared in the bathroom.

Most horses don’t have specific bathrooms, and they have no trouble wherever they are.

Horsing around again eh horsie.

Give it up, go back to bed… today’s not your day!

Detachable steering wheel? Does Horace drive a “tuner”? Maybe it turns out his innocuous-looking little vehicle is turbo’d, runs coil-overs, has a roll-cage, stripped-out interior, and 5-point racing harness?

He didn’t just wake up on the wrong side of the table.

Nor did he just wake up on the wrong side of the car.

These are choices (and excuses) he’s making.

quick… duck Horace.. thats a low bridge a head…! Oh noooo !…… @#$%^&*()_

He’s in high gear.

Sleeping on the floor under the mattress is truly what causes anyone to get up on the wrong side of the bed.

At least he’s still on the dark side (of the Horse).

you must’ve fallen out of the wrong side of the bed of things are going that badly… maybe you should find a way to get back into bed before it becomes a more permanent thing. :{

Maybe try a skate board next time!

If your bed is in a corner, getting up on the wrong side means crashing through a wall.

The last panel reminds me of Mr. Bean.

When you reach a certain age, waking up above the ground rather than beneath it is in itself a good omen. (This may not apply if you live in a basement apartment.)

Horace should have steed in bed.

masochism Horace

I have to be careful my bed is next to the window 10’ up.

If Mr. Bean were a horse, panel 3

I wonder what for that microscope is on the breakfast table.

This is your brain on drugs

At least he took his mask off…