The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 19, 2024

“Shrinkage?”

Waters cold!!!!!

You have to allow for shrinkage!!!

Yeah, the Gen pool.

They are more aerodynamic that way.

Hey, it’s December. It’s cold out there.

Negative displacement

As Elaine said, “I don’t know how you guys could walk with those things.”

Deer meat is generally considered to be leaner and to have less fat … so there!

The males’ antlers fall off in early December.

Plum Pudding Model

shrinkage happens!

The science of aerodynamics would factor that as less drag.

Sienfeld strikes again.

At my community lap pool, the young men all cover up with towels, but the old guys just wander about, let it all hang out.

Deer are fun to watch when they swim across the lake

They shrink? (Elaine)

What! Thier’s shrinkage?

Cheap.

Seinfeld

Where’s the miniature sleigh?

In Alaska, they told us the difference between a reindeer and a caribou is that a reindeer is domesticated.

He may need to see a shrink after this.

He should have told him; “Hey! We’re growers, not showers.”

I snorted aloud after reading this. Thanks, Scott!

Ask any man about the psychological pain of evil “shrinkage.”

Oh deer, quite a stretch just to get in a “there was shrinkage” joke. smh

Christmas humor ain’t what it used to be…..But I have to admit, the biggest laugh of my morning so far.

Was the sleigh in the pool as well?

Where’s Rudolph? :)

Definitely not hung by the chimney with care.

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way…

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” —George Burns

I’m more concerned that all eight are in one locker room. The name “Vixen” suggests that at least one is female.

George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean? Like laundry?

George Costanza: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming… afterwards…

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frigthened turtle.

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George Costanza: It just does.

Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

Haha! This one sleighs me!

“Mommy, Mommy, there’s a comet in the pool. But it’s smaller than usual.”

“Yes, they do get smaller when in the water.”

Yeah…he’s not referring to their antlers.

but the real question is why is there a guy in sleepwear in the locker room?

Oh can we STOP with the smutty, adolescent “humor”? “Adult” body parts are not humorous except to people who have just discovered them. Think “Minions: hahahah he said b*tt hahahah.” Geez! Maybe Scott is having a second adolescence. And if you are a Minion, Scott, I apologize: you can’t help yourself. Now, everybody get just as upset as you like because I complained.

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

Shrinkage.