Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2024

poor fella … when is the funeral?

at work, we got new printers. Toner cartridge is the same exact size and shape as the old printers but doesn’t work with the new printer. Even better, we couldn’t get new cartridges for over 2 months, long after they ran out. Had to steal a printer from another location until we could get new cartridges

George’s last day on the job.

That would be terrific if that were true.

Change the name to SCAM printers!

Just an evil plot to get you on their auto refill program

Another fired socialist!

What if we made every model the exact same color? Wait… never mind, it’s already been done.

And that’s how Harvey lost his job.

Seems to me that there’s a cost-benefit conflict between two departments: 1) those who want to make money by forcing customers to buy multiple models of ink cartridges, and 2) those who want to save money by having production lines for only one set of cartridges.

Why make it easy if they can make it difficult!!!

You can make dollars or you can make sense… but apparently not both.

Obviously, this man has no future in Marketing. Time to let him go.

Got Epson Printer with bottled ink. Cheaper.

The meeting ended abruptly for some reason….they all got copies of his pink slip memo…

Looks like the boss lady is pushing the little red button that opens the drop door.

There is hope! We finally have a universal phone charger.

Our HP printer has had the same two cartridges in it for over four years now. They haven’t gone dry and they haven’t run out. HP knew how to do it all along I think. They are the larger size that come with the HP IntantInk program.

Love my Epson Eco tank printer, saved a ton on ink and headaches. If the print speed is slow I don’t notice it at home.

Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquid in the world.

Never will happen.

My dad worked with a guy that would just throw away his whole printer whenever it ran out of ink, and would buy a new one. I originally thought that was wasteful and frivolous, but after buying ink cartridges, I suspect his method actually made financial sense.

That’s how he earned the name Jim “One Size” Fitzall.

Buy a newer…and so on. version of the printer you have and new ink cartridges needed

The comic and the comments explain why I taught my seldom-used printer to fly out a window. If I need something printed, I go to the library. That’s generally once a year, and I go to the library almost weekly anyway.

And he was never seen again…

Even though the cheap knock off cartridges are the same number and they say they will work in my HP printer, the printer says that “it is incompatible” and won’t work. I’m thinking of not buying an HP in the furture because of this. Why Pay more for a cartridge than I paid for the printer?

Now is the time for less printers and more cursive readers.

Where’s the next frame where he gets thrown out the window?

Bleeb, today we’re going to learn all about the unemployment line. He’s lucky. He doesn’t know what a printer is! :)

Remember when computers first came out, and they told us that someday we wouldn’t use paper anymore? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

And they all look at each other and say “How did he get in here?”.

I get the feeling this man was either immediately fired, or thrown out the window.

He must be the techy.

He never learns. He was let go for this same cockamamie idea from his phone charger design job.

George Eastman started the business plan still in use today. Simply put, give them the camera, charge like hell for the film.

His last words an an employee.

Never take the old printer offline until everyone is connected and knows how to operate the new one.

Heresy!

Send him to Apple….

That would be a novel idea. Pure fiction for most manufacturers.

Sort of funny until you think about how we are all used by businesses to pay more for their products.

His is the common sense idea, so he shall now be fired and thrown out the window.

“When a man of genius, makes suggestions….” “Watch that genus get suggested to resign!”

A beautiful dream

What to do after you win the lottery.

Edgar’s last day on the job was both memorable and forgettable.