Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 18, 2024

Those are called bench wigs.

You’re an embarrister.

Drives a Jag.

“He’s” thinking “Don’t judge me.” … but … that’s pretty much what they do and what they are here for. How can they not?

or Brassier, me lord?

“Yes, we like dressing up.”

That Judge

Maybe it’s in your other closet.

now that is funny

So you stole your wife"s?

Relics of the past make then look totally ridiculous.

Well, he is Locked-in.

That’s more like it.

You know that he’s not wearing anything under that robe ….

Take a powder.

Who came up with that whole wig idea in the first place?

“Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn’t suit me.” M. Python

Oy! ☺️☺️

Your roots are showing.

If steenky Goldielicks is judge then you knows justeece ain’t gonna be served but stolen like porridge.

It’s like a breath of fresh hair.

After a day of passing judgment on others, he’s off the the drag races.

How can I make it to pay day?

Gettin’ wiggy wit it…na na na na na.

Is that your “after Labour Day” wig?

Prior to settling on a law career, he had been hoping to be lead guitarist in a metal band.

Well, everyone has an off day from time to time ….. ;-)

It needs powder.

It was dark. The wife’s got it.

Siriusly, why did they wear wigs?

He looks like Joe Walsh to me.

Or he wanted to be a blonde version of “That Girl “.

Seat change over here, please!

Luckily, Taylor loaned me one of her’s.