B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 28, 2024

Can’t blame the dress for that

Not the hips, no.

Instead of resolutions, this year I decided to prepare a list of goals instead; a list of accomplishments to pursue. The goals are on the ambitious side so that achieving more than half will already make it a successful year.

“It’s a trap” ~ Admiral Ackbar.

Would just saying “No” get him into trouble? … [It wouldn’t be a lie.]

[It’s not the dress that makes her hips look fat.]

[It’s also not just her hips that are fat.]

Possible answers…

A) No, the dress doesn’t make your hips look fat.

B) No, the dress doesn’t make your hips look fat.

C) No, the dress doesn’t make your hips look fat.

Fat? Naah. It just make you look obese.

Vision

What hips?

I thought it was a tent

No, it’s the fat that makes your hips look fat…

Your hips make your hips look fat, not the dress. (and duck)

No, your face does.

The great stall. Well, I’d have to see you wear it a bit more first. The whisper to self And never, ever ask what happened to it.

What hips???

Honesty is usually the best policy. But sometimes survival wins out.

He darn well should have lied if he knows what’s good for him…

A ladybug?

Sure, the DRESS is the problem.

Why,no,sweetie…..what makes you ask that?

No fatter than Eric Cartman.

A real test for honesty……

Ants got hips?

You can make an exception for white lies. To be brutally honest can sometimes be quite hurtful

Think before you act!!!!!

Women do the set up…and wonder why they are as dumb as rocks.

In the words of Al Bundy; “No, it’s your fat that makes you look fat. “

You are very pregnant, my queen, ask me again shortly.

Ants got pasty white limbs?

his answer is probly gonna make his lips look fat!

It is not the new year yet, so the resolution has not kicked into affect yet.

Is she wearing a ladybug costume? Halloween was two months ago.

That’s not lying, that’s self preservation,

Does this question make me look fat?

Haa

No need to lie, tell her the truth. The dress doesn’t make her hips look fat, her fat @$$ makes her hips look fat.

It’s not the dress, its those whale genes you inherited

He should say: Look at the time, gotta go then go like lightning.

Either way he’s one step away from the anteater.

No, no! Once you’re past the shoulders you can’t even SEE your hips!

Looks like she mugged a lady bug!