Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 30, 2024

I want everyone attending my funeral to show in costume. Put the “Fun” back in Funeral! Superhero’s preferred. But I will reserve some of my Will to those who show up as a Grim Reaper!

The Goode Riddents mortuary didn’t fare well either.

What about Yolanda, Oliver, Logan and Owen?

Lots Of Love?

Ronald I. Parker

Merger, she wrote.

Maybe they should just regret their initial choice of how to name their funeral home. Is is too late to rename it?

“So always look on the bright side of death

A-just before you draw your terminal breath"

Until they opened their Funeral Home Comedy Bar.

Baker, Braddy and Quill had the same issue with their crematorium.

Somewhere in Illinois there’s a Crummie Funeral Home.

I know of a guy on Free Range today who went with this company. He died laughing.

Well, the alternative of OsLeLa might not work either.

Better than Walter, Ted and frank! WTF.

Try our lay-away plan.

I would SO use their services.

There was a funeral home in Appomattox Courthouse, VA called Luckey-Stiff Funeral Home.

I love it.

So did Bernard, Richard and Buck

Soon to be sued by Dewey, Cheatem & Howe (Three Stooges).

LOL!

They’re just putting the “fun” back into funeral.

Same reason Friars never ran crematoriums.

Simpson, O’Leary, and Smith Cruise Lines.

They are aware of people’s initial reaction.

Take me there……..

Folks are just dying to get in.

For those who want to have the last laugh.

They neglected to abbreviate their surnames – Smith, Anderson, and Davis.

They leave you with a smile when you go.

And no, LOL, does not mean Lots O’ Love

I’m reminded of Del Boy in ‘Only Fools & Horses’ dreaming of standing beneath large initials of his company.

Trotter Independent Traders.

:oD

Afterall, life is a joke with a pretty big punchline