Close to Home by John McPherson for February 09, 2025

Looks like the Detroit Redwings offices.

Unfortunately, the copier costume jammed, and he had to wait in there for the repairman.

Why didn’t I think of that?

He would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids copying their butts.

It went great until fat Betty decided to copy her butt print…

I might have to copy that idea!

SNL Making Copies

I hope that box is comfortable, because he might have to live in it after the boss catches on and fires him.

And he figures the toner will make him more muscular.

This is gonna get interesting… what with all the butt copyin’ goin’ on!

Good idea. Nobody will notice a walking copier.

Unfortunately, the out of paper light was flashing, and someone loaded a ream of paper.

Last week he tried to sneak in as the water cooler. But there were always several co-workers standing around him, so he could never get to his office.

Hope he doesn’t run out of toner…LOL

Todd has obviously been playing way too much Metal Gear.

The boss is going to think someone is making off with his photocopier.

Wait till they try to reload the paper!

oh yeah… no one is ever going to notice a copy machine moving itself. :\

A good cover for Elon Musk!

He’s really jammed in there.

He wouldn’t be late if he were a laser printer…

and the copier is moseying down the hallway why?

Bleeb must be running late too, he’s trying to sneak in the back door.

What? nobody else reminded of Men in Black II?

His cubicle was too big, so he opted for something more cozy.

He’s well versed. In co-lating.

A moving photocopier won’t attract attention or suspicion?

Is Bleeb the boss? I think he’d be amused by the ruse :D

Hope no one decides to photocopy their rear on there

Brilliant! I wish I had thought of that when I was still working in the office!