Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 21, 2025

oh no, there goes Hershey-Ö

co, coa Codzilla! ♫♪

Chocosauraus!

The sequel is “The Spittle-Bug That Phoo-tooied Anchorage.”

I can’t believe he ate the whole thing.

onward to Philly for some cheesesteaks!

The Hershey Highway … the road less traveled

One Godzilla sized acne flare up coming right up.

That incReeses his waist size.

Chocozilla is chonkozilla.

I have heard that they don’t make most of their chocolate there anymore, and that most of it comes across the border from Mexico. Better stock up now!!!

Not my Hershey’s Kisses! Die, Fatzilla!!

It doesn’t make sense to eat it all and it is especially foolish long term to destroy the factories which manufacture the chocolates.

The Bears proved to be no match.

Is it a Hersey or Nestle factory that’s in Toronto? Saw it, but it’s been a few years.

I visited Hershey Penn. back in the 1980s. As someone said, it smelled wonderfully of chocolate. The street lights were shaped like Hershey Kisses, but so impressive was the entire city was spotlessly clean. Not a speck on any of the streets. It was unbelievable.

Skor!!

With Almonds!

I prefer Cadbury, and so far they aren’t owned by the same company. Cadbury is not as good as it used to be here in the US.

At least whatever it is doesn’t appear to be a carnivore. I think we are safe as long as we throw Hersheys at it.

He’s jealous of his cousin who lives in Belgium

Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.

Gorge, gorge, they say he’s got to gorge. Gorge, gorge, Gorgezilla.

Must be related to the “Fish That Ate Pittsburgh”.

The joke’s on Hershey. Chocolate is poisonous to his kind.

so that’s why the price of chocolate went up!!

My favorite pronouns – Her/She