FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 24, 2025

¿Qué?

Translation please?

I’m gonna beat your A**. That’s the translation.

1st panel: Paige: Ha! I beat you!

Jason: That’s not so.

2nd panel: Paige: I won! Scissors beat paper.

Jason: This isn’t paper.

3rd panel: Jason: It’s a sheet of hardened steel for military use. Hardened steel breaks scissors every time.

4th panel: Paige: Meanwhile, Paige breaks Jason.

Jason: Fine, fine! I’ll give you another chance.

GoComics: able to screw up in two languages.

panel 1: “I already beat you”, “It’s not like that” ] Panel 2: “I won. Scissors beats paper”, “this is not paper”. ] Panel 3: “It is a hardened steel blade for military use. Hardened steel breaks scissors always.”] Panel 4: “Meanwhile, Paige breaks Jason.” Okay, okay! I’ll give you another chance."

Glad I have the reprint books.

Go comics, what is this!!!

It’s nice that it’s in color, but I don’t have a clue what they are saying. Is this what GoComics meant with new improvements?

If you go to FoxTrot en Espanol, you get the same cartoon, but in black and white.

Baldo is also in Spanish today.

GoComics: Nothing left but one AI to get everything wrong and one AH to count the money.

Oye como va – mi ritmo…..

I already beat youIt’s not like thatI won. Scissors beat paper.It’s a hardened steel blade, military grade. The hardened steel breaks scissors every time.While Paige breaks Jason.Okay, okay, I’ll give you another chance.

Uh oh! this is the second comic in Spanish today. Baldo I was not surprised, but did not expect to see it here on FoxTrot.

To everyone that translated, I thank you.

What’s really weird is that the same thing happened in “Alley Oop” today. But “Oop” doesn’t have comments, so I couldn’t attempt a translation there.

Panel 1:

¡Ja! ¡Te gané!Ha! I beat you!

No es asíThat’s not true.

Panel 2:

¡Yo gané! ¡Las tijeras le ganan al papel!I won! Scissors beat paper!

Esto no es papelThis isn’t paper.

Panel 3:

Es una hoja de acero endurecido de uso militar.It’s a sheet of hardened steel used by the military.

El acero endurecido rompe a las tijeras siempreHardened steel always beats scissors.

Panel 4:

Mientras, Paige rompe a Jason…Meanwhile, Paige breaks Jason…

Bueno, bueno, te daré otra oportunidadOkay, okay, I’ll give you another chance.

Is it April 1st already?

Is GoComics transitioning to Spanish for their April first surprise?

Maybe this is a slow rollout of the brand-new GoComics. No more English only.

I hope tomorrow they put in the English version

Good for my Spanish practice, but really?

No comprendo.. No habla espanol!

What? Why? Trump declared that our official language is English. Is this a commentary about that?

What’s really weird is that yesterday they posted a comic on Classic Foxtrot on a Sunday!

WTF?!

This is the second one so far today. I could see Baldo in Spanish, but the Fox kids?

And in Breaking News the "Administration Is Filing Charges Against GO Comics for failing to print today’s Fox Trot offering in the newly proclaimed “Official” language of the country. Elon was heard to say, “I want the future to look like the future” before falling to the floor in a ketamine induced coma.

And the one today should be Gocomics /foxtrot/2004/04/05

Si Senor

No comprende.

The person who posts the comics was probably terminated by DOGE.

Paige: Ha! I beat you!Jason: No, that’s not right.Paige: I won! Scissors beat paper!Jason: It’s a hardened, military-grade steel blade. Hardened steel breaks scissors every time.Paige: Meanwhile, Paige breaks Jason.Jason: Okay, okay, I’ll give you another chance.

Interesting indeed, in my email comics today’s Foxtrot is a repeat of yesterdays. All the others are updated.

First Baldo , now this. Get with it GoComics. I expect better for my yearly subscription price.

You’re in trouble now. Haven’t you heard the English is now the official language :-)

Why the H… is Fox Trot in Spanish??? This had better not continue!!!

Either the Foxes got a family subscription to Babbel, or the characters from Baldo look a little strange today.

I saw the correct strip for today in the email, but it’s still not here. So I tracked it down:

gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2004/06/09

Why is this in a foreign language…

didn’t someone in power just say the the official language is English, maybe GC is protesting, LOL!

I would much prefer to get any of these comics in Spanish than I would in French, which is what we would have to deal with if certain parties got their way and the US annexed Canada. Also, I don’t think the Quebecois would be as near as accommodating as far as using English as recent immigrants from Spanish speaking countries are.

This rocks. And I paper premium.

Where do I press “1” for English?

Hay mucha repetición en los comentarios aquí.

In other words: There’s a lot of repetition in the comments here.

Yeah, I remember cheating at games with my sisters :-)

what happened here

Second day: still no relief. GoComics is the best!

Why does it have color?