Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 15, 2025

The lesson is: “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.”

I.e. “You treat everyone around you like dirt and that’s how they treat you.”

P4- Tays: C’mon with me kid. Follow me to a place where entertainers know how to dance, err operate.

is everyone sleeping in late only two comments so far ?

coach is right

“I heard the documentary was… REVEALING.”

“Yeah, in retrospect we probably shouldn’t have allowed the film crew in the locker room.”

“Maybe you are taking the wrong lessons from the Doc?”

“Yeah, I really have to stop listening to Rex Morgan.”

and the Nostradamus award goes to Twainreader’s : “One victim, medium rare, hold the onions”.

On this day in Gil Thorp History, 02/14 and 2/15/ 1984:

Mr. Foster: Wilcox…about this book report you turned in…It was excellent.

Arnie Wilcox: Uh, Mr. Foster

Mr. Foster: But I don’t like my intelligence insulted…So I am giving you a zero!

Arnie: What?

Mr Foster: What did you expect? It’s almost coped word for word from Deidra Swain’s report on the same book (Orwell’s, 1984)

Kim: Huh?

Mr. Foster: You’re not going to deny your book report is almost word for word the same as Deidra Swain’s, are you?

Arnie: Uh…no, sir!

Mr. Foster: It’s a zero, Wilcox.

Kim: So what’s all this bull you handed me about how hard you worked on that report?

Arnie: Look, I was desperate, Kim

Kim: Sure…and so you cozied up with Deidra and let her write it for you!….THAT ROTS, Arnie.

Could be an ESPN 30 for 30 short.

“Hey, I was a self-centered, egotistical d-bag, but real friends would have understood.”

P4 “Sit your @ss down, son…”

P 1: Does everyone in this strip always stand lookin like they’re gonna p!ss their pants at any second?

P 3.5 (Rod): “… and that I need to go beat up that kid that made the movie…”

Rod “ The important part though, it won the award for best documentary “I’m going to be a star”. I’m in line to take over the “Taken” series from Liam “

It’s a story about comic characters who are put in unreal situations by the writer and artist and I rescue them from the strip

It’s a sad fact, people love to put others down when they see a weakness.

listen rod cami is married to a woman but she let your man tays get down on it

that was a practice !!!! sounds like no coach was avaiable tays you know only the fugly chicks work the day shift at the gentlemans club gil lets you slide with everything

Rodney forgot to cash his reality check.

Panel 3, except for the facial expressions, is a copy-and-paste of Panel 2. Proof that not only is Rachel incompetent, she’s lazy.

Somebody want to enlighten me on what Henry means when he writes “AMA”? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t stand for “American Medical Association” or “American Motorcycle Association,” though it might stand for “Against Medical Advice”…

P3: This is all Cappy’s fault.

Nice weather we’re having in Milford. AMA.

I’m imagining Tays came across Rodney sitting on a park bench a mile from school. Where he sat down after wandering aimlessly after his depressing practice. And speaking of wandering, it’s time for you to wander over to Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/02/15/less-than-minimal-effort/

HEY KIDS!! Find the differences between P2 and P3. Answers below.

P2: Tays is thinking about his “date” last night.P3: Tays is thinking about the lineup at the gentlemen’s club tonight.

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Repeating the truth:

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Bring back drunken moon story.