Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 17, 2025

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    wfhite  4 days ago

    I have a Millon of them.

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    eromlig  4 days ago

    Well…who is there?

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    ʲᔆ  4 days ago

    Frank considers that a job perk

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    PraiseofFolly  4 days ago

    That’s a problem, as his mental octane rating is not optimum.

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    constantine48  4 days ago

    They all tell the same joke, and every one of them thinks he’s the first person to think of it.

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 4 days ago

    The upside is some of the women you meet have a great set of knockers, boy howdy!

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    Gent  4 days ago

    Knocks knocks

    Who there?

    It bear

    Bear who?

    Opens this door or it be unbearable to you with a knocked down door. That is who.

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    uniquename  4 days ago

    The original open door policy.

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    mbhiggins5555  4 days ago

    Knock, knock.Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Well, you don’t have to cry about it.

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    elvira.alejandro  4 days ago

    Knock, Knock Who is?Oxford!Oxford Who?You Oxford it, POW!

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    ʲᔆ  4 days ago

    knock, knock, knock…

    Penny, Penny, Penny…

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    sandpiper  4 days ago

    The world’s number one ho-hum

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 days ago

    You know that bit in stand-up comedy routines where the person on stage says “I got a million of ’em”? Well, with this one, that’s not an exaggeration.

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    e.groves  4 days ago

    Want to hear a knock-knock joke? You start it. That was funny when I was a kid.

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    InTraining Premium Member 4 days ago

    It’s an easy job, Frankie, with great tips so don’t knock it!

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    dbrucepm  4 days ago

    Knock Knock

    Come In

    My grand daughters favorite joke

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    IWannaBeLerxst  3 days ago

    I’m pretty old. And the “knock knock” joke format is 100x older than me. And I have YET to hear one that’s even ARGUABLY funny. Puns are only funny if you’re stewpyd.

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