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You know that bit in stand-up comedy routines where the person on stage says “I got a million of ’em”? Well, with this one, that’s not an exaggeration.
I’m pretty old. And the “knock knock” joke format is 100x older than me. And I have YET to hear one that’s even ARGUABLY funny. Puns are only funny if you’re stewpyd.
wfhite 4 days ago
I have a Millon of them.
eromlig 4 days ago
Well…who is there?
ʲᔆ 4 days ago
Frank considers that a job perk
PraiseofFolly 4 days ago
That’s a problem, as his mental octane rating is not optimum.
constantine48 4 days ago
They all tell the same joke, and every one of them thinks he’s the first person to think of it.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 4 days ago
The upside is some of the women you meet have a great set of knockers, boy howdy!
Gent 4 days ago
Knocks knocks
Who there?
It bear
Bear who?
Opens this door or it be unbearable to you with a knocked down door. That is who.
uniquename 4 days ago
The original open door policy.
mbhiggins5555 4 days ago
Knock, knock.Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Well, you don’t have to cry about it.
elvira.alejandro 4 days ago
Knock, Knock Who is?Oxford!Oxford Who?You Oxford it, POW!
ʲᔆ 4 days ago
knock, knock, knock…
Penny, Penny, Penny…
sandpiper 4 days ago
The world’s number one ho-hum
Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 days ago
You know that bit in stand-up comedy routines where the person on stage says “I got a million of ’em”? Well, with this one, that’s not an exaggeration.
e.groves 4 days ago
Want to hear a knock-knock joke? You start it. That was funny when I was a kid.
InTraining Premium Member 4 days ago
It’s an easy job, Frankie, with great tips so don’t knock it!
dbrucepm 4 days ago
Knock Knock
Come In
My grand daughters favorite joke
IWannaBeLerxst 3 days ago
I’m pretty old. And the “knock knock” joke format is 100x older than me. And I have YET to hear one that’s even ARGUABLY funny. Puns are only funny if you’re stewpyd.