Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 25, 2025

Dirk is on his way to clean sweep. Or a dirty one.

O-Dor is upset because he was planning to trade the dilithium crystals for an omelette.

Didn’t Lex Luthor once steal 40 cakes?

Each is evil in its own universe.

Dirk can tape one of those eggs to a wall, and then he’d win the award for best new artist.

You might also enjoy today’s “Bottom Liners”.

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So Dirk Raider scored another one….

He will probably put them with his stash of toilet paper, “Cabbage Patch Dolls” and Bobby Sherman Posters…

My stollen got stolen.

Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes.

[this joke is hysterical if you’re well edumakated]

These days? He wins, hands down.

It’s because the eggs’ prices have not gone down….

As far as I’m concerned, Space Squid ain’t worth (Squiddly) Diddly! O<[|;o)

I wonder who stole the flux capacitor?

Oh, great! A repeating O-Dor.

To Tom Eisenmenger: Prove one thing that I wrote was made up, unlike your especially when inflation had already been reduced to normal levels which is complete fabrication. If you would go to college and actually learn economics, you would know what you said was a lie. Better yet, get the economics book labeled “HOW TO LIE WITH NUMBERS, OR THE ** FACTOR”. The name sound made up, but I assure you that it isn’t and was used at Yale in the 70’s. (I really love that book)

Time to brush up on the vegan cake recipes – I have had some and it was just as good as if it had been made with eggs.

But eggs of which species?

Easy fix. Give the chickens bleach to stop the bird flu.

dirk is probably going to attack gas stations soon

they were Faberge eggs

I’ve heard that the Amish lottery is now up to 4 dozen eggs.

Ooo, evil!