Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2025

Oops!

Somebody is an optimist.

“What? That one says congratulations on your opening? Hurry up and get to the new store and swap wreaths, THEN, get over here quick!”

There’s an unhappy camper at the hospital.

It’s better than the card that says Your wife couldn’t make it today, but she will see you soon.

Easier to just change the sentiment on the wreath and the corresponding floral arrangement left at the hospital. (BTW- has anyone ever seen a “Get Well” wreath? A wreath is pretty large and unwieldy for hospital room)

They obviously should have saved that one for the Wake.

Carl???No, that’s what Dementia Donnie would do!

I wouldn’t be surprised that mix-up actually happened somewhere.

I hope he wasn’t allergic to flowers.

Shouldn’t he have delivered that several hours ago; and to the building where the funeral was.

This one made me laugh.

The consequences of making cuts in the logistics department.

Sending a wrath to someone in the hospital is kind of a strange idea no matter the banner text.

Just remove the sash thing.

Before the other guy has a heart attack.

They probably used Google maps to make the deliveries.

What the hell, give it a shot. It might work.

Congratulations on your new location?

Better late than never?