Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 20, 2025

Before conducting cereal research, time for spelling lesson: Froot Loops.

He’s going to milk it for a research grant.

That doesn’t look like regular Cap’n Crunch.

Wednesday: Examined each piece of cereal, hoping to find one that looked like a Pokémon character

Let’s just remember that Bill Clinton managed to cut government waste and improve services 30 years ago without raising a single eyebrow.

DOGE isn’t about saving money, it’s about ruining the government so private industry can come in and profit.

And he continues to hold his job ….. how?

“Couldn’t complete research due to total station electrical blackout."

Pretty sure, Elon is pleased or maybe not.

This sounds about right…as long as you fill the report with enough words, it’s got a good chance to slide right by management because they only read about the first 4 words of the report, and Cliff seems to know this.

Obveeously lazy fatso first one to gets fired.

You have to eat cereal on flake at a time. You know, serial cereal.

Promoted to health department? Yes he will be test subject Number 1. Can we make America Healthy again? USMC will be his exercise program. Diet of water, celery and rice cakes. It will either make him Healthy or Kill him. Cliff test subject Number 1.

You really messed up Cliff, you could have got a government grant to do that.

Solar arrays not crunchy

Wednesday: Distracted by Wacky-Wall-Walker. Thursday…

If two things are exactly the same in every respect, there is only one of them.

This seems like the most productive thing Cliff has ever done….so far

… rice krispies next

QUIET. GENIUS AT WORK.

I’m so old, I remember when Cap’n Crunch was Ens’n Crunch.