Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, Zeeba, what happened to your son, 'Plaid'? Zebra: Turns out he wasn't my son. I guess there are a lot of potential zebra dads with stripes like mine, and my ex-girlfriend just picked the wrong one. Rat: Sounds to me like some weasel cartoonist didn't know where to go with the character, so he just wimped out by coming up with that stupid explanation in panel one. Pastis: That's very inappropriate. Rat: The weasel speaks. Pastis: HEY! You try coming up with 365 ideas a year!!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Walk the walk, Rat, walk the walk.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Just a tad testy,are we?
doc white almost 13 years ago
I might come iup with one in 365.
oskerw almost 13 years ago
I’m gonna miss the blowdart assassin…Who will terrorize the crocs now?
Bilan almost 13 years ago
I guess dead boys do wear plaid.
lastangelman almost 13 years ago
WTF, did you get bored with Plaid? It’s not like he has to be in the dang strip every dang day. We don’t see guard duck or the drunk donkey every day…
zero almost 13 years ago
Rat goes to the Virginia General Assembly. Fun ensues. . ..
Yontrop almost 13 years ago
It was a good closing to the story arch and a funny strip. I do hope the kid comes back from time to time — the crocks deserve him.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
We don’t expect 365(366) ideas a years Stephan. We expect 365(366) great ideas a year.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
I guess the stress of trying to come up with 365 (or 366) ideas per year has caused cartoon-Pastis to lose weight. He definitely looks thinner; kinda pasty and drawn….I do hope Plaid can be revived from time to time, just to persecute the crocs and give them some of their own medicine.
YatInExile almost 13 years ago
Assuming each story arc runs one week, you only have to come up with 52 ideas every year.
jessegooddoggy almost 13 years ago
Yes, those arms are skinnier than rat’s!! Hit the gym, Steph!!
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
Rat’s always inappropriate.
SUPKEM almost 13 years ago
Sounds to me like you just came up with the title of your next book. “Stripes Like Mine”
Gking almost 13 years ago
Don’t generalize, summarize, or whateverize—it brings the trolls out of the woodwork! (365 days a year, and the man forgot to mention there were 366 days this year—good grief)
wiselad almost 13 years ago
he looks thin because it is an alternate earth, where Plaid is not Zebra’s son, and Zebra went to the Maury show, and Maury said “Zebra…………………………. U R NOT DA FATHER” ……………………… bring back the chubby Stephan!!
cdward almost 13 years ago
Aw, plaid boy can come back once in awhile, don’t you think? Just to visit? It was fun seeing him terrorize the crocs. C’mon, just a visit now and then…..
j2p2 almost 13 years ago
Well, at least we learned that Zebra has a checkered past…
Gumbo_Limbo almost 13 years ago
I’m happy to read Zebra isn’t a love ’em & leave ’em kind of guy.
merbates almost 13 years ago
I think Zebra and Plaid formed a bond. Hopefully Plaid will be back and maybe form an alliance with Duck!
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
i thought plaid was going to go to live with his mother or something …………i hope well see him again
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
but…Plaid was cute!: (
LuvThemPluggers almost 13 years ago
I wonder what Plaid’s kids will end up looking like….maybe checkerboard?
UltraMoose almost 13 years ago
I’ll miss plaid
tri4chat almost 13 years ago
Fantastic!
Sumac0f13 almost 13 years ago
Thought it would end with a Plaid the Impaler pun.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
Off subject here, but Bizarro had a good double-take one today. Can see it at http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Bizarro/
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Yeah, I liked the idea of drones…ooops, I mean DARTS sticking it to the crocs.
Pastis, you’re a great man, and Rat and his buds are a damn good group.
Not exactly Robin Hood and Gang, but definitely right up there. Was that you and them in the sun outside Aroma’s that day? I was a little wasted, and you ALL looked like cartoon animals. The coffee cured it…
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ya, the blow darts were awesome. I hope someone else picks that up. maybe guard duck.
bobabrahams almost 13 years ago
Sorry to break it to you, Stephan, but this year it’s 366 ideas.
cotryon almost 13 years ago
yes, please, keep bringing back Plaid every once in a while, he was cute! and yay to the no cigarette!
NRHAWK Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Too bad. I liked Plaid. He gave the crocs something to fear about the Zeebas.
Simon Seamount almost 13 years ago
I like the plaid zeeba boy. He seemed to be an aggressive smart-aleck. He could have wrecked all kind of mayhem on the croco clan.
jimcos almost 13 years ago
28th comic today, and this gave me my first audible LOL. Good job Stephan! Thank you.
valaraukarsbane almost 13 years ago
Ironically, this comes out just before Feb. 29th on a leap year.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwwww, Poor Stephan.
I wouldn’t be able to think of ONE.
LOL xxx
PocketNaomi almost 13 years ago
Awwww! I was hoping Plaid would stick around.
Srover almost 13 years ago
You tell ’em Pastis!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Bill Amend only comes up with 52 ideas a year.
Rista almost 13 years ago
Bleh, I liked Plaid. Gave me a reason to read this strip again.
Janet Davis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well, I thought the kid tormenting the crocs was very amusing and enjoyable and it could have lasted way longer.
gairloch almost 13 years ago
watch out…didn’t Stephan just dare Rat to draw a strip
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
what the heck happened to Pastis?? Bad diet, man.
Rumpole1963 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So, you might be just as good a lawyer as you are a cartoonist. By the way, that’s AWESOME!
foxsinger Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oh dear! I rather liked Plaid… he needs to come back …and I love the Pearls cartoons Pastis does!
DavidMac almost 13 years ago
All this hatred for the crocs . . . makes me sad . . . oh, and Plaid went to live with Ghost Who Walks . . .
bgood37 almost 13 years ago
He’ll just reuse one later on.
Yammo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Are those new glasses Stephen? That’s definitely a new look. Hmmm…
kenneth cronin almost 13 years ago
loved this comic stip this week,please please ,please bring him back soon.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Yeah, you try coming up with 365 ideas a year! And now he has to come up with a few more when he “guests” at Cul de Sac! How nice that these cartoonists are so willing to help each other out! :-)
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Why get out of it? — I loved it!!
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
why do that when he couldve make plaid to go live with his mother?
who knows maybe hell be back the characters on this strip can come back anytime even if they die (there is only one bob the croc he just undies !)
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Definitely hope Plaid comes back. I’d really like to see Licensable Bippy come back too. And the whale who undied a while back. Can you imagine a mercenary team of Guard Duck, Snuffles, Plaid, and Bippy? That would be fantastic!
TileComics almost 13 years ago
I’d like to point out I predicted this on Feb. 20. :)
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Ya know, Steph, if you had given Rat a mouth you could erase it!
Papa2Dawg Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Dude, it’s leap year, you gotta do 366 this year.