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While the guard goofs off looking at his phone, an assailant with a mysterious spider ring strangles our fare jumper. If I didnât know better, I would suspect that Mark Barnard was behind it.
Goofballâs look of fright suggests to me that he KNOWS this guy and not in a good way. Does the ring have a needle on the inside where we canât see that injects a wee dram of poison ?
Donât worry kiddies, the man noticed that he just pretended to wash his hands properly by just by putting his hands under the water without soap. So heâs going to make sure that he washes his hands properly this time.
I did previously comment to someone that the Sunday strip would make some things clear. The guard not only let the perp come and go unseen both in and out, but the victim could have escaped the same way. We can also assume the reason the guard cameras went inop.
Day 14: Well, weâve got a logic hole here. Perhaps several. Officer Generic totally ignoring the bathroom door and not hearing the strangulation going on inside? Was he hoping for the guy to escape? Although I think the real logical whopper may be the guy so high he couldnât speak coherently washing his hands after relieving himself. Oh, are we going to find out that the Totten organization has as its business if the killer could know exactly how to disable to security cameras of the transit authority (sort of a minor police building) so quickly and effectively?
We have a Totten (most likely) â either senior or junior, whose stooge in something nefarious knows too much, and must be removed before he gives evidence. He was, of course, really on the Totten payroll, but senior swearing it was a fake Totten ID (and not being worried about fake IDs floating around) says senior is either in on the plan or a logic hole. Much safer to commit murder with an officer standing ten feet away than having it slip out you keep a stash of Snickers⢠bars in your desk after telling your wife youâre on a diet.
Jury has returned with verdict: âAre you unanimous in your decision?â âWe are, your honor.ââAnd your verdict?â âWe find the strip made total sense for nine days â followed by a slide into a gray area, and then today.â
Easy to get a unanimous decision in a jury of one. Still, way better than 100 assassinâs teapots sent to a restaurant â all filled with poison⌠At least so far.
What this? A spider ring? And still more time wasting and we is not knows what on earth going on since weeks. Me was here for the great artworks here but me is now quits for it make no sense to me to follows this anymore. Lemme knows when this so called story is over.
1- YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR:Hand want to slap guard silly. I say NO HAND!
2- OFFICER PORNSTACHE: Transfer Complete. Whoa! I hope the First Bank Of Tracyville doesnât get suspicious about me suddenly having ten million dollars . Nah! Theyâll lend it out at 10% and wonât think twiceâŚ
3- YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR: Wash bad hand. First it want to slap guard, then it give inappropriate touch!
4-: ⌠Me thought me alone! Hello! You hand me paper towel?
5- ???: Hereâs one more vote Kamala wonât be getting â BWAA HA HAAAAA! YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR: MEâŚNOâŚCITIZEN! CANâT VOTEâŚ! ???: Huh? Oh. I WANT THAT TEN MIL BACK, PORNSTACHE!
OFFICER PORNSTACHE: NO WAY, ELONâŚoops. I mean âstrangerââŚ
So the cop doesnât bother to check that the toilet is clear and our boy gets killed. Not good, but it happens. But how does the killer plan on getting away without the cop seeing him sneak out?
Pequod 4 months ago
Cameras blink and in a wink the cleaning man is here
Quiet time for drunken fool and all that he holds dear.
Permanent, his nighttime stay. Some things were figured out
With a hand grasped âround his throat there was no chance to shout.
A firm hand is the Totten way. Dead men they tell no tales
Cease to breath. Of life relieved. Swift silence never fails.
firestrike1 4 months ago
wow, talky todayâŚ
and the ring looks like one worn by someone in SPECTREâŚ
Neil Wick 4 months ago
Good morningâ˘, everyone!
While the guard goofs off looking at his phone, an assailant with a mysterious spider ring strangles our fare jumper. If I didnât know better, I would suspect that Mark Barnard was behind it.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 4 months ago
The clue is in the âsignetâ.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 4 months ago
Good morningâ˘, Deathâs Recognition !
Goofballâs look of fright suggests to me that he KNOWS this guy and not in a good way. Does the ring have a needle on the inside where we canât see that injects a wee dram of poison ?
GoComicsGo! 4 months ago
Donât worry kiddies, the man noticed that he just pretended to wash his hands properly by just by putting his hands under the water without soap. So heâs going to make sure that he washes his hands properly this time.
Grumpy Old Guy 4 months ago
I bet thatâs the same cop that was suppose to keep watch on Jeffrey EpsteinâŚ..
GoComicsGo! 4 months ago
You guys on the East Coast U.S. are going off Daylight Saving Time arenât you?
So thatâll mean the change over for me will be at 5pm for a while if I remember correctly.
avenger09 4 months ago
Ericâs a man of few words! LOL!
charliefarmrhere 4 months ago
I did previously comment to someone that the Sunday strip would make some things clear. The guard not only let the perp come and go unseen both in and out, but the victim could have escaped the same way. We can also assume the reason the guard cameras went inop.
Humanist 4 months ago
That man with long hair looks like Jericho from Fozzy.
I hope my question donât make you feel uncomfortable
Is Dick still a popular name in the USA? do people make jokes all the time about men who have this name?
tsull2121 4 months ago
âZOINKS!â
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
A 007 crossover? It was Bond to happen sooner or later.
LawrenceS 4 months ago
Day 14: Well, weâve got a logic hole here. Perhaps several. Officer Generic totally ignoring the bathroom door and not hearing the strangulation going on inside? Was he hoping for the guy to escape? Although I think the real logical whopper may be the guy so high he couldnât speak coherently washing his hands after relieving himself. Oh, are we going to find out that the Totten organization has as its business if the killer could know exactly how to disable to security cameras of the transit authority (sort of a minor police building) so quickly and effectively?
We have a Totten (most likely) â either senior or junior, whose stooge in something nefarious knows too much, and must be removed before he gives evidence. He was, of course, really on the Totten payroll, but senior swearing it was a fake Totten ID (and not being worried about fake IDs floating around) says senior is either in on the plan or a logic hole. Much safer to commit murder with an officer standing ten feet away than having it slip out you keep a stash of Snickers⢠bars in your desk after telling your wife youâre on a diet.
Jury has returned with verdict: âAre you unanimous in your decision?â âWe are, your honor.ââAnd your verdict?â âWe find the strip made total sense for nine days â followed by a slide into a gray area, and then today.â
Easy to get a unanimous decision in a jury of one. Still, way better than 100 assassinâs teapots sent to a restaurant â all filled with poison⌠At least so far.
Gent 4 months ago
What this? A spider ring? And still more time wasting and we is not knows what on earth going on since weeks. Me was here for the great artworks here but me is now quits for it make no sense to me to follows this anymore. Lemme knows when this so called story is over.
crobinson019 4 months ago
Spider Ring, Spider Ring, friendly neighborhood Spider Ring. Catches you in the John. wrings your neck, then youâre goneâŚ.
cmerb 4 months ago
OK , I give up just what is the image on the top right ?
scpandich 4 months ago
Great job guarding your prisoner, guy.
Ray Toler 4 months ago
Charlesâ artwork is stupendous.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 4 months ago
Hukk Urrkk !!!
TheBigPickle 4 months ago
Regarding Officer Samyaâs tale in the opening frame, thatâs how I feel it should be. Addicts to treatment, dealers to the gallows.
Another Take 4 months ago
1- YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR: Hand want to slap guard silly. I say NO HAND!
2- OFFICER PORNSTACHE: Transfer Complete. Whoa! I hope the First Bank Of Tracyville doesnât get suspicious about me suddenly having ten million dollars . Nah! Theyâll lend it out at 10% and wonât think twiceâŚ
3- YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR: Wash bad hand. First it want to slap guard, then it give inappropriate touch!
4-: ⌠Me thought me alone! Hello! You hand me paper towel?
5- ???: Hereâs one more vote Kamala wonât be getting â BWAA HA HAAAAA! YAKOV SMIRNOFF JR: MEâŚNOâŚCITIZEN! CANâT VOTEâŚ! ???: Huh? Oh. I WANT THAT TEN MIL BACK, PORNSTACHE!
OFFICER PORNSTACHE: NO WAY, ELONâŚoops. I mean âstrangerââŚ
Durak Premium Member 4 months ago
So the cop doesnât bother to check that the toilet is clear and our boy gets killed. Not good, but it happens. But how does the killer plan on getting away without the cop seeing him sneak out?
Don Bagert Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh wait. Something happened.
dag8686 Premium Member 4 months ago
He gone!!!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 4 months ago
Cheers for Sumiton Alabama! Thanks for sharing that, guys.
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] 4 months ago
I thought the fare jumper was going to be the âinside manâ. My mistake.
tomcervo 4 months ago
And in the Hall of Shame, Officer iPhone.
Brian Premium Member 3 months ago
The cop was hoping the fiend would escape, saving a bunch of paperwork.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Drawing actual toilets offends the censors
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Only explanation for this is the choker was ALReady in the Menâs Room waiting.
First it was crosses tattooed on the tongue.
Then the letter âBâ branded on the forehead.
Now itâs signet rings that can be either a spider or a bat.
Tar and feather the police department