Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 11, 2024

Traitor Trump is not the most evil cult leader in history (although he is , as a matter of objective reality, EVIL), nor the dumbest (though he is an imbecile). He is a career financial criminal, a multiple rapist, and a TRAITOR to the United States of America (once again, as a matter of objective reality.). Plus, of course, he soils his adult diapers pretty much continuously…..

It’s nice to see the Rascal isn’t resting on his laurels.

But the fact remains that they DID do it to Trump! And I hope his “presidency” will be in an 8′×10′ prison cell!!

Geez, don’t waste the Red Rascal on these rascals…

Such Crudeness and Crassness Toward Our Orange Hero

How can you people be so cruel and unforgiving toward a man who “took a bullet for Democracy” in Pennsylvania, and bravely and stoically survived a forced helicopter landing with a man named Willie. Willie was so traumatized that he doesn’t remember it happening.

[For those who might lose the intent here about a demented Fat Orange Clown, aka the FOCer, just add a /S]

Two points:

1) “If they can do this to me, they can do it to anyone!” Well, I do hope so. Anyone who commits a crime should suffer the consequences.

2) So many don’t seem to understand – Trump’s crime was not paying hush money to a porn star; it was paying hush money to a porn star with political campaign funds obtained fraudulently through falsified documents. If Donald had invited Stormy up to his room for an evening of playing chess and discussing current events, and later compensated her for an intellectually stimulating evening with said political campaign funds, the actual crime would still be the same. If Trump had paid Daniels out of his own personal funds there would have been (at least in this case) no fraud, no crime. But Trump is too cheap – and too dumb – an SOB to do that.

My theory is that the largest base of the orange puppet may be the decels—deservedly celibate. No wonder so many of them don’t like women making too many choices, eh? Related to the incels, but the problem is the part-time incels. Very few men don’t think that way, eh? If it wasn’t for bad jokes I’d have no jokes at all…

Seems like “The Red Rascal” is based on DumbDumbDonnie’s last lawyer, Habba. Her biggest case before donnie was beating a parking ticket for her client!

Red Rascal got his law degree online from tRump University.

Now if only the Legacy[ABC, CBS, NBC] TV networks would show the diaper don in his Dementia instead of “normalizing” his insanity I believe we would all be better informed. And whatever happened to the “he’s too old Meme”? The one every network was pushing hard until Biden dropped out, then it vanished. Despite the fact that The Diaper Don is 78 and has Dementia. Which the networks seem intent on hiding. Also WTH is it with the WaPo and the NYT falling for the same “Swiftboating”[by the same person-Chris LaCivita]who authored the original that they did to John Kerry

I literally LOLed. I absolutely was not expecting those last two panels.

The orange face cult leader is going to lose to a black woman.

Joanie got old.

Wait. Best-selling Red Rascal author is still living with his parents??

Trump is simply the end stage of the Republican mindset- he’s the angry, hateful daddy figure they’ve always craved, not only ready but eager to use the power of the government to punish “those people” for the egregious sin of not being just like them.

“Do you ever worry about being busted for trying to steal an election like a Third World dictator, inciting a mob to take over the Capitol, and getting caught on tape pressuring Georgia’s Secretary of State to falsify the vote count?” “Sure, who doesn’t?”

Why are businesses leaving New York state?

Way back in 1962 Richard Nixon made the famous statement “you don’t have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.” I am waiting for the happiest of all days when Donald “guilty on all counts” Trump has his last press conference and then disappears.

Ever worry that a 900 year old sea hag kicked out a sitting president and you had no say in the replacement?

love those teeny tiny hands! but they should stay bloody.

Looks like the Red Rascal has found yet another way to not get paid.

“And them’s his GOOD points…” Amos McCoy, AKA Walter Brennen

He’s busy looking up precedents (Presidents?) involving “traditions of infidelity”.

i’m shocked Redfern’s still got some color in his hair. My red turned white by 45.

Whenever a certified whack job is needed, Red Rascal to the rescue, wonder if he knows Jim Dandy ! ;-)

remember when people couldn’t wait to watch him say “Yer Fired!” on Celebrity Apprentice? ..my how the times have changed :(

He got his degree at Trump University. It’s that obvious?

And the fantasy continues. Evidently justdumb is as good at lying as the king.

Love It.

FOR CRYING LOUD! LET’S GET TO TRUMP,VANCE-HARRIS WALTZ! THE AMMOUNT OF MATERIAL IS OVERWHELMING AND GOING TO WASTE!

Oh my. So Trump stuck up for all those guys who got in trouble by paying off a porn star! If they can do it to him, they can do it to anyone! ROFL

Funny how all these trials just happen to all come up in an election year. Concidence, probably?

Donnie identifies with the typical everyman. Although his version is…. special.

Any ideas who would star as Red Rascal in the movie?

And who would direct? I’m thinking Michael Bay or Jon Favreau.

Donnie Tiny Hands is right: If they can do it to him, they can do it to anybody who commits the same crimes he did.

That’s how laws are supposed to work.

Did the Red Rascal use PayPal, Venmo or Visa?

Gotta love how Jeff Redfern is 41 years old, living with his parents, and making a living writing fan fiction about himself.

When was the last time Trump had a psychological examination?

Congressional Medals of Freedom were for sale 2016-2020.