Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 11, 2024

“And that’s her perfume on my breath . . . burrppp!”

Yes, it looks like you yabba dabba do.

Rocking it.

“Made in Boulder, not China”

The tragic situation occurred while Fred was bringing home the Butternut Bread.

Are you smoking Wilma Flintstone’s Winstons?

What a come on….works, tho…

I’m wearing her shoes.

Which brings up an interesting question. Fred’s employer excavated rocks. Fred’s wife wore excavated rocks as an extravagant accessory, completely beyond their lifestyle. How long until Fred gets the axe for pilfering?

…and one half of Fred’s water buffalo lodge hat.

Wilma Flintstone – influencer.

…and with no control of your flagpole…

…that Pebbles…

…such a kidder…

…so, what did Bam Bam get in return?…

…Dino’s girlfriend just wanted to neck…

…but Dino pushed it up a notch…

…yabba dabba doooooooo!…

…yabba dabba DON’T…

…

A new book coming out in January: “How Wilma Got Her Rock Off”

So Fred got Wilma a pearl necklace, hmmm … .

heavy!

Adon Pebble’s hair bonnet for the showers and shampoo doo!

Betty Betty Betty

Stone Age, huge chicken ranch. Man and woman need not go hungry. To the pizza place, but the menu is funny.

Well, it was the Stone Age, or is the Stone Age. Stoned Ape Theory. Rock of Ages. Bam Bam, everybody must get… Who threw that stone?! Jehovah!

I didn’t know stick horses could talk. Go figure.

I’d be interested in how the necklace was acquired,

I’m late to this party, but I brought whine …!

( an old one, but it has aged well )

You know . . . all it takes is a tiny little line to turn her from Wilma Flintstone, into Wilma Funstone.

…the…

…now over done meme…

…of asking why are the Flintstones celebrate Christmas…

…when they are so far back in time…

…they’re B4BC…

…duh…

…they also smoke Winston cigarettes …

…and have a vava va voom Anne Margrock…

Fa…La…La…La..LAHHH

La…La…La…Llama

( rama Llama ding dong … pizza’s here )

Capricorn

Electronic sign in front of Saint Teresa of Calcutta Parish:

The Golden Rule is never tarnished

So long as it isn’t Winnie Winkle’s garter belt.

ROCK -n Roll. Must not die.

Should it be called neck “lace” if it’s made of rocks?

The word necklace comes from the late 1500s and is a combination of the words neck and lace, which means “cord”. The word lace comes from the Old French word laz, which means “string, cord, or snare”. The Latin root of the word is laqueum, which means “noose or snare”. The earliest known use of the verb necklace is in the early 1700s, in the writing of James Petiver, a botanist and entomologist. The earliest necklaces were made of natural materials such as feathers, bone, shells, and plant materials. The oldest example of the chain necklace was found in ancient Babylonia (modern day Iraq), where royal tombs hid magnificent jewelry dating back to around 2500 BC.

necklace (n.)“flexible ornament worn round the neck,” 1580s, from neck (n.) + lace (n.) in the sense of “cord, string.” As the name of a South African form of lynching, from 1985.

early 13c., laz, “cord made of braided or interwoven strands of silk, etc.,” from Old French laz “a net, noose, string, cord, tie, ribbon, or snare” (Modern French lacs), from Vulgar Latin *lacium, from Latin laqueum (nominative laqueus) “a noose, a snare” (source also of Italian laccio, Spanish lazo, English lasso), a trapping and hunting term, probably from Italic base *laq- “to ensnare” (compare Latin lacere “to entice”).Later also “net, noose, snare” (c. 1300); and “piece of cord used to draw together the edges of slits or openings in an article of clothing” (late 14c., as preserved in shoelace). In Middle English it mostly had the sense “cord, thread,” especially for tying or binding. It was used of fishing lines and perhaps the gallows rope, crossbeams in architecture, and the net Vulcan used to catch Venus in adultery. Death’s lace was the icy grip of Death, and Love’s lace was a binding love.From 1540s as “ornamental cord or braid,” hence the meaning “fabric of fine threads in a patterned ornamental open net” (1550s),

It’s funny. Didn’t have to think about it.

Rockin’ around the …

( never mind )

I think Fred is out trying to buy another one, just like it….Dino accidentally ate it, thinking it was a treat….GASP! Ssssssh

…this Frog Applause reminds of when Beyoncé wore Marilyn Monroe’s dress…

…She was so happy she was bursting at the seams…

…and Neil Young has & and plays Hank Williams’ guitar…

…the question…

…what world great artist will rent it next…

…I borrowed my genes…

…but have given them to my children…

…my brother has a Paul Harvey~esque rest of the story story…

…about a long lost hammer from his long dead name sake grandfather…

…how it reappeared…50 years later…

…only to re- disappear 10 years after that…

Lasting longer.

Teresa … you should have a print made of your October 27th toon which was the one we “Lame-o’s” saw on October 30th… the day your newest family member was born AND in which YOU commented the following as to why it was late:

“Bear with me while I attempt to navigate this new DELIVERY system.” …!

I’m wearing Wilma’s necklace

I ride a zebra potato

It’s tickling my fancy

Speak up, I can’t hear you

The Amphibious Heads: Frog Life

Is it time for the Yule Goat yet?

I’m just wondering if Fred had any luck finding another necklace…anyone hear? Dino is grounded, BTW!

She wears my ring around her neck.

An Elvis Presley song and dance.

A rolling stone gathers no Moss.

Ack moss stained neck.

I’ll have a blue Blue Christmas.

We’re caught in a trap and I can’t get out cuz I love you baby. Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me…

Elvis suspicious minds.

blue on blue …!

Frog on the rocks, ain’t no surprise

Pour me an eggnog and I’ll tell you some lies

Froggy Diamond: Frog on the rocks

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I grabbed my frog and I got my goat

And I, I ran into the street

I saw a man that was choking there

I guess he couldn’t breathe

Said to myself this is very strange

I’m glad it wasn’t me

But now I hear those sirens callin’

And so I am not free

I didn’t want to be

I didn’t want to be

I didn’t want to be

Frogice Cooper: Ballad of Dwight Frog

Slap pap papy in slab rock!

?… sessalg ym nees enoyna saH

Horn or tusk?

Looks like Dino is free from being grounded for eating the necklace, but still no luck replacing the necklace!☹️☹️

…tusk, tusk ….

I lost my spleen in an underwater basket weaving accident.