Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 07, 2025

I will never give up “Frog Applause” even under pain of torture.

Frog is life! Life is Frog!

LAME to the End!

Burma Shave

Frog Applause forever!

All right. Life has become insipid and lost its Tang … since my Government Service has now being considered Un-Civil. It is good for nothing except to be thrown out and trod under jack-boot.

The Very Visible Hand of Crony Capitalism squeezes us all.

that’s crazy talk

I actually upgraded my Frog Applause subscription to Platinum Tier. It’s pretty sweet, because this includes Teresa making a message for my answering machine.

Not voice mail, though. Has to be answering machine, for some reason.

I’m still trying to deal with these frog app laws…

… NEVER!!!! …

… looks like somebody’s about ready to go spelunking…

…Aaack…

…my fingers are touching his little wee wee…

…premium is much better in Frog Applause an regular unleaded…

…enjoying pizza and listening to you, Mr. Hand …

…Djohariah…

…I’ve listened to this Sufjan Steven’s song about a million times…

…in my opinion…

…one of the greatest songs…

… EVER!!!! …

…and still don’t know how to pronounce Djohariah…

I was already a Premium Member before I discovered your strip, Teresa. Do I get extra credit for that?

I thought Frog Applause was the Premium!

I was premium for quite a while, but I saw no real benefit from it. But I will never unsubscribe from Frog Applause.

I prefer to live in the lame.

Hah! He didn’t say that he would “unfollow”. The promise is void.

Is that a zero sum game?

The lame limp to the lip of limbo.

Call the police! The GoComics overlords have kidnapped Teresa and highjacked Frog Applause™!.

Why is my palm moist?

Never You’ll have to pry my Frog Applause subscription out of my cold dead hand!! I will follow St. Teresa through thin and thick – even when the gag’s a little thin and the readers are too thick to get it.

Goatkomix, on the other hand … I have very longstanding reasons for not paying for Premium membership – and no, it’s not because I’m a cheapskate – while I wholeheartedly support the Creators, I cannot in good conscience some of the arbitrary and contradictory actions that GoComics has taken over the years. ’Nuff said!

Cancel Frog Applause?? Never!

Sacrilege!

Already am … and NEVER !

Nope. FROG APPLAUSE FOREVER!!!!

No and no!

Even with the Long Arm of the Lame you cannot separate me from my daily FA!! Not ever Never.

Long live the lame!

I think I may be beyond help or coercion. Tattoo’s are pretty permanant and I’m rather pleased with my “I Heart Grace the Face” arm tattoo. I also got a “Kiss My Asterisk Overlords” on my, yup, you guessed it…

Why in the Froglandia would one ever unsubscribe to “Subliminal, poetic cartoonery at its lamest.” …?

( or even think to give up on all that cheesy bread? )

My favorite part is the hair on his chest.

Re: Big Changes Are Coming to GoComics!

My guess is big changes are coming to the annual fee structure too.

Color me skeptical.

Where is John Glenn when you need him?

This must be part of the [ Modernized commenting platform ] of which we are about to hear so much.

Old comments may disappear entirely this time.

But will they get rid of the phantom ~3/4 inch line (on a laptop) at the bottom of the screen with the slight shadow effect which has no purpose?

Awwwww Teresa! ❤️❤️❤️

…ehhh, What’s up GoComics Docs …???

…tip toe thru the archives with …❗️

Somebody has disappeared. Somebody is just gone. I see my old replies. And now they are to no one. Somebody is a shadow, or deleted their account. Half the comments are missing. It’s not the same amount.

You really should. You aren’t enjoying the full quality experience of GoComics unless you have a premium account. But, on the other hand, if there aren’t any users who aren’t premium members, then ad revenue will tank. We find ourselves a squirrel, mid-highway, in traffic. What you need to know is that vehicular motion is less of a threat if you don’t swerve. Don’t go changing to try and please me. You never let me down before, mmm. Don’t imagine you’re too familiar. And I don’t see you anymore. Mr. Rogers likes his squirrels the way they are, squirrely, but 3D.

Time travel while you can …!

Handy work, Teresa!

Give us back “National Lampoon Magazine!”

…New GoComics coming soon…

…reminds me of the time…

…way back in my tree-trmming days and I was the foreman on a bucket truck…

…trimming between the electric lines when the boss pulled up …

…and said…

…We got new experimental chipper blades…

…mind if we try them?…

….No…

…Go ahead I replied as we continued trimming on up the road…

…finally…the new blades set…there was enough brush behind the chute…

….and as I continued to trim trees out of the extended bucket…

…my crew mates started chipping…

….suddenly…

… BANG! …

… Whoosh! …

…something went whizzing by my head…

…I looked down…

…there was a big gapping hole in the chipper shoot and they were quickly powering it down…

…turns out these ‘experimental’ blades …

…were really cheaper made blades …

…and besides the one that broke and flew quickly by my head…

…all of the rest had cracked in half and were about ready to be ejected…

…can’t say that’s what the Go Lord’s are doing, though…

…but also can’t say that it isnt…

If I had a pet tick, I would call it “Time” …!

( tock that! )

And there’s this. . .

“Your order is shipping today, apologies for the delay, the creator had to provide hi-resolution art.”

Heh-heh . . . I was extra work for Teresa.

Tea time! Excite the water and flog the leaves! One lump or two?

…The Adventures of Gullible, Gulliver’s younger brother, weren’t quite the same as his…

… no…

…he went places no man had ever gone before…

…but will his accomplishments be recognized?…

… not under this Administration…

Today I was reminded of the answer to that age old joke question…”What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?”

“I don’t know and I don’t care” …!

Burp

…I guess he really comes in handy…

…at least he didn’t use a sock this time…

…a one eyed purple people eater…

…sorry…

…I’m a little short right now…

…at least he used grease this time…

…what’s the sound of one hand clapping?…

…going where no man has ever gone before…

… Peoria…

…2nd prize is a three night stay in Cleveland…

…1st prize is a one night stay…

Will we ever see,

A month like August ‘23 …?

Funeral at Teresa of Calcutta’s.

Electronic sign in front: Born to Eternal Life, Jim Barany. Rest In Peace.

131, 132, 133… hey, I’m runnin’ out of beer over here!

…have you tried turning it off and rebooting it?…

“Drop kick” is the new rebooting …!

Rebooting is when a pirate steals a buried treasure and reburies it somewhere else. Pirate booty. Junk in the trunk. That’s a lot of clams.

Grace. I’ve got a heart box of assorted pretty pink heads for you. Where should I send it too?

The world is black the world is white.