Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 01, 2019

Pizza Tree = Tree of Life?

You could move your hammock a little ways from the pizza tree. That way the pizza would be a reward for the trip.

A Wiley bear not interested in entrapment ! ?

Nothing to do can be very stressing. You never know when you are finished.

Without Eve how he can….eeehr …you know what I mean .

I remember Wiley spelling his name in the dogs’ teeth.

God sure was a wonderful guy before he made Eve. Pizza, beer, running around naked, no work, no worries and God took care of everything.

I think I’m sick of eating too much pizza just watching them.

Keep the beer coming tho… ;-)

Hmmm, no women, no “honey do” list, try giving your significant other a “honey do” list and see how that works out….women do not want equality…they want superiority. Not funny.

YAY!!! PIZZA BEAR!!! YAY!!!!

And then Eve came along and said “Cover that thing up”

Well, for God’s sake don’t throw the NRA into that sublime bliss. Tis not Eve who tempted Adam and pooch but LaPierre who fouled all God’s plan.

No hot wings in paradise? How can that be?

Life isn’t just beer and pizza. Sometimes lasagna must be considered.

Of course, Wiley had to put one of his famous bears in this strip. Making pizza no less!!!

Favorite bumper sticker: When God made man first, SHE was only kidding Proof positive above

I retired at the end of 2018. Was Labor Day revoked for me?

Love the pizza tree! At first I expected a tree that grew pizzas. This is better.

Bear making pizza instead of stealing it? This has got to be fake news!

Remember: the devil is in the details!

Isn’t this a reprint? I would SWEAR I have seen this one before!

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Now I’m hungry for S’more’s ;)

Thanks for filling in my imagination of a pizza tree. Not the low hanging circles of cheese and pepperoni goodness I expected. More of a Pizza ’ut in a tree. Cool though. I would be happy to get my pizza from a bear in a hollow tree. I mean really, it works for Keebelers, right?

Why build roads and bridges when the beer and pizza are already right there?

Life before Eve as in no sex (unless Adam had “relations” with the dog)?

Reminds me of a new shopping mall food court, where the pizza place had to have the cook leave the kitchen and lean out to toss the dough in front of the menu board. Sure it adds a visual element, but it didn’t seem that well thought-out.

From the distant past when dogs had saber teeth.

This couldn’t really be Paradise; The other side of the Pizza tree should be a guy frying up Chicken Fried steak and red eye gravy and French fries!

And allow me to give a nod to what Labor Day is supposed to be honoring:

Like 8-hour days? 40-hour weeks? Paid vacation? Paid health insurance? Workplace safety laws? Child labor laws? Living wages (remember those?)? Pensions?

Thank the men and women of the labor movement, who fought and died so you could have them. Say Union Yes!

On the 8th Day, he made Six Cheese Lasagna & Italian Sausage Raviolli.

And it was Good.

I guess in those days the Wiley Bears were a lot more accommodating than they are more recently.