Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 07, 2020

It’s worse than that! Now we have a special time of day when ‘stupid’ is broadcast out to all of America. Thank goodness it’s not on every channel.

Guess I’ve been inside too long.

All I can think is “fresh pineapple! She has 2 fresh pineapples!”

pls forgive drool on screen

Victoria’s statement in the last panel reflects one of my less dark thoughts about the maladministration of our federal government for the last three years. Maybe my giant meteor should have an orange detector installed.

If you want to see stupid, wait until Danae realizes she has no more parental restrictions.

That’s right, Victoria. The booger-brained boys got even more booger-brained, to an unsurpassed degree.

Quick, mention that you had to go see her because you love her ,you dip!

Seriously, Joe, you haven’t seen this woman in years, and all you’ve got on your mind is filling her in on world events?!

Joe, it’s time to give her a kiss, say good-bye, and go back to the boat, because your romantic ship has definitely sailed.

I think we are finally lining in time where ‘no news is good news’ means nothing you hear is good.

Let me put it this way. You remember when some people were saying “Idiocracy” was a documentary? Well they were right but it was about current America, not the distant future.

Wiley is going to have to change the name of this island. Joe is going to ruin its reputation.

Geez Joe. Not I wanted to be rescued, just I wanted to be with you.

Worst. Dad. Ever.

Victoria is most definitely underwhelmed. There’s a message here and he’s not getting it.

Her “Oh” reaction suggests this plot may be borrowed in part from Doris Day’s Move Over Darling.

Now “stupid” is played on CNN and MSDNC 24/7

Meanwhile, in NJ the feds have seized a county’s order of face masks that were ordered to protect First Responders, Nurses, and Physicians:

https://www.newjerseyhills.com/echoes-sentinel/news/somerset-county-ordered-35-000-medical-masks-the-federal-government-seized-the-whole-order/article_97ad57a6-004c-53c8-8451-e85a124d35ba.html#utm_source=newjerseyhills.com&utm_campaign=%2Fbernardsville-news%2Fnewsletters%2Fbreaking%2F%3F-dc%3D1586226387&utm_medium=email&utm_content=headline

so that can possible be considered scatter shot murder, and similarly scatter shot murder is happening in Wisconsin where Trump political and court cronies are forcing poll workers and voters to face risks instead of simply delaying the election day.

My hope for both is that as many people around the world as possible learn of these things, and my hope for the second is that enough Wisconsin Republicans write-in vote for someone OTHER than Trump for the Republican candidate to signal to the nation that not everyone is willing to completely surrender their morals to go along with these attacks on American citizens.

‘I wanted to be with you, and I didn’t want to be there,’ ought to do it.

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle states that the act of observation inevitably changes the conduct of the object being observed. Although this principle was stated in terms of quantum physics, it was also demonstrated in Jane Goodall’s work with the chimpanzees of Gambia, although Ms. Goodall admitted it was a mistake to interact directly with the chimps she was studying as that also changed their behavior from what would normally occur in the wild.

Just sayin’, that’s all.

now I understand where the phrase “the road to hell is paved with good intentions” means.

Well perhaps all you critics would prefer to live in one of those 10 European countries that have a higher per capita rate of virus infection than the US.

Didn’t Victoria leave Joe? If she wanted to be with him, she would not have left him.

But you’re infected, you’re gonna to drink a lot mind erasers.

Never follow a woman to her “special place”. Same advice for women. It’s a form of abuse.

Joe must be a little slow on the pickup. What does he think “Go away.” means?

What kind of loser just abandons his two little girls and runs off to an island to find his “ex” so she can “rescue” him?

It’s Hopeless. He will not be able to stop himself from Blurting out the bad nooze.

Can someone help me Who is Victoria ?