Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 03, 2020

Get out and vote. Send the dinosaurs back to the private sector. Would any of them know how to do a real job?

… just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.

The Trumposaurus Theory.

I don’t remember normal being all that great but it seems a long time ago.

The downplayosaurus was not worse off than the others; attitude made no difference.

It’ll be Maga-nificent.

Regardless of your attitude, you get to to either handle what happens or leave if you can… or die trying. No other options. So you might a well have a positive attitude as any other. As long as it doesn’t prevent you from seeing what’s real.

Time to freak out! I have been accused of being (Gasp!) NORMAL !!! Across the phone… twice! Medical nurse giving me the results of some tests. But still! How will I ever be able to show my face in public! (Grin!)

“|…back to normal….in 2 or 3 million years.”

Love the pterodactyl on the nest. Of course we now know dinosaurs were just bloody big birds …

Oooo! A Trumpasaurus!

Yes, the POS downplayed the virus.

Because “I knew it was a pandemic before anyone else”.

And because it’s well known how Americans panic whenever there is a problem.

And anyway, “One day it’ll be gone! Like a miracle!”

And “I played it UP! I played it UP more than anyone!”

“We have to get to herd mentality! Herd mentality! Herd mentality, we have to get there!”

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235,000 covid deaths.

“I don’t take responsibility for ANY of it!”

Herd immunity to asteroids was established fairly quickly.

Opa-locka Fl – Nov 1st

“I just left the country … I just left a state that locked down. I left two of them, and they’re not happy about it. I’ll tell you right now. You know what’s going to happen to them? On November 4th, the day after, they’re going to say, “All right, we’ll open up now.” That’s why they’re locking down. But we’re going to have a safe vaccine that ends the pandemic. Without it, it’s rounding the … I say it. It drives them crazy. It’s rounding the turn, because all they want to do … You turn on the news: COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID. We’d like to talk about COVID, and then the next time, here’s what happens. November 4th, you won’t hear too much about it. You won’t hear too much about it.”

The dead cannot hear!

And I see that the first five words have given us a preview of his post-Presidency plans to avoid prosecutions. I wonder where he’ll live? Trump Dacha?

It’s ok guys, we’re turning the curve on this whole asteroid thing, we can learn to live with it.

It looks like Dear Leader’s hair.

Now we can all be united!

Yep. We’re turning the corner. It’s going away momentarily.

Normal is a setting on the dryer

Maybe we do need just such a catastrophe to do something about all the Dino’s on The Hill, both right and left.

Don’t fret – it’s turning the corner…

That’s the best election cartoon yet

So…that meteor is either the pandemic, or Election Day

If there were a terrorist group running around the country killing 1,000 people a day, would Trump “play it down” so as not to frighten the public. Let’s stop reporting the killings because that makes our numbers look bad; we don’t want people to be able to take the proper precautions to protect themselves. Eventually the terrorists will get tired of killing people and go away like magic.

“There is no asteroid, it’s just a hoax.”

I sincerely hope that ALL those voting in person today stay safe and well. Not only the virus is out there, but many overwrought trumpsters are on the roads and at the polling places,, trying to cause havoc by running people off the roads, blocking entrances, intimidating voters and otherwise running amok. Little flaming asteroids, if you will. . .

That’s ABBY-Normal…

Didn’t he have a comb-over?

shouldn’t he have blond hair?

Good time to be warm – blooded.

I thought that one would be orange.

Gee a Bidenasaurus. Can’t remember anything.

Goodness gracious, great ball of fire!

The good news/bad news scenario.

It’s a bright warm day BUT….

Kinda reminds me of a once great nation where I used to live …

Vote out the republican covid spreaders.

It will dissappear, like a miracle.

I’ve heard of that approach somewhere else…

I keep thinking how Trump would have handled “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”. “Greatest invasion ever!” “Now that the entire cabinet is pod people, we have turned the corner.”

The more things change…

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2020/04/17

Dinos, are you "rounding the corner?’

We turned the corner ;-)

Buttercup, Ha’Pence, and the whatever-saurs have weak vision in common. The latter ended up as parts of coal seams, and the former are headed for mulch.

Just one question…how long did it take for larger life forms to emerge after the asteroid?

Estimates it took around 200,000 years to kill anything above 10 lbs.

A new study has revealed a closer look at a rare metallic asteroid. The 16 Psyche is one of the largest objects in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. The study has found that it could be worth 10 quadrillion dollars. That’s 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – 19 zeros.

And, according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, if we could somehow bring that Asteroid to Earth, if contains so much metal that a pound of Gold, Silver, Platinum, etc. would be worth about the same as a handful of Dirt. IOW, it would be the Worst Financial Disaster in history.

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

Nice one, Wiley!!!