Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2021

These days, if someone uses the word “literally” when they talk, they mean “figuratively.” People are such idiots.

Turn around, walk away and go back where you came from. Don’t look back

Sounds like a “between a rock and a hard place” situation to me.;-D

If you’re confused, Mr. Clavin down at the corner bar can explain it to you…

Oh, ARRRGH. Cliff  notes indeed…

It’s all down hill from here.

Do Cliff Notes still exist?

What, no golden parachute?

Darwin Challenge.

While I existentially agree with your literal definition of the notion of “figuratively”, the virtual extension of literal existentialism can only be visualized by a decentralized, non ambiguous, view of the ambivalence of the norm!

I found this literally funny. :P

Wile E. Coyote on the left side.

Now a days it seems like people just throw out any word and pretend that it means what they mean and I’m mean if I don’t agree with them.

Don’t believe everything you read.

To some people, the world ends at the end of the next quarter.

That which gets rewarded, gets done. Bonuses are given out on quarterly performance. Long-range profitability or sustainability is not rewarded.

Nor is loyalty. “I know you saved me and my family from that flaming car wreck last week, but what have you done for me lately?”

Pulled in two directions at once: worst case scenario.

The chart looks like my IRA since Joe Biden got in office . : ( I loved the Trump administration , really I did . : ) And not to mention the gas prices also . GO ! Joe .

When I saw this, I literally LOL. But I did not literally LMAO.

As good a definition as I’ve seen. Literally.

Absolutely Brilliant! Excellent, Wiley!!

Whichever form people use for whatever reason, I just wish they’d skip the air quotation gestures.

There’s a store in San Francisco called Cliff’s Hardware. I walked down to it one day, and found that it was closed. On getting back to the house, I announced to the roommates, “Make a note of this, Cliff’s is closed on Sunday. In the future, this shall be referred to as a Cliff’s note.”

Literally

Joe Biden said he ate “literally” a million tacos! :-)

They should be propping up the right side of the chart with a toilet.

Wall Street is not the real world. The rentier class gets $$$ while real people get nothing.

Actually…figuratively…impact…so many words, so much fun!

Don’t worry, if he’s the CEO he has a golden parachute.

You are a master of understatement.

Many seem to use it mistakenly for the word ’seriously ’

When I read this cartoon I literally laughed my head off.

i had quite a collection of cliff notes by high school

These days it’d probably been done by computer.

To borrow a line from the movies, if you can’t say what you mean, how can you mean what you say?