Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 29, 2021

Checking their Facebook “likes” to validate themselves

Wife on phone: Honey, don’t take your usual route home tonight. The radio says some crazy guy is driving the wrong way on the interstate.

Husband in car: SOME guy? They ALL are!

Jane, it JUNGLE out there!

When you are swinging on a vine, losing your momentum is a problem. You have to think back to what you did in 2nd grade to restart a swing.

Yesterday, the guy in the white van just ahead of us didn’t move with the green light until we honked at him. Then we got to another light and … yep, we ended up honking at him after half the cycle had passed and he’d still not moved. At the third light, we got beside him. He was messing with his phone that was in his lap. Did look up and give us the evil eye, though. And didn’t move until we were several car lengths ahead of him. I suppose someone else had to honk…

“Hey guy! The banana has turned green, so go already!”

Who greased the grapevine!

Kreegah! Tarzan kill!

Oh wait, that’s George, not Tarzan!

Never mind…

talk about texting-n-driving … sheesh! ;)

yesterday I was going through the Arbys drive thru and the woman in the car ahead of me was passed out, Some kind of drug episode. I knocked on her window and woke her up, you could smell the meth see her crackpipe.

Wait til he hits a speed bump. I’d pay to see that!

A four vine highway and this jerk has to swing in the left vine lane.

Stop vining.

Looks more like the devolution of man back to animal form due to techie/social media addicion.

Checking out Furbook?

Speaking of evolution — just barely — an example and a celebration.

Example = Serendipity. On an August day in 1962, beautiful blue eyes met stunned brown eyes and their two orbits began a mutual attraction.

Celebration: On this date in that same year, those two orbits melded into one.

The blue eyes are still bright and beautiful and the brown eyes are still stunned.

Time and age have had little effect, only minor wear and tear. We are thankful every day for that.

So, happy anniversary blue eyes. Gonna go for 60 starting today.

yell at him

I foresee an incident of rope rage.

What happened to the ol’ Tarzan yell and the swinging vine????

Honk your jungle horn. You know, that annoying EyaEyaaaaaaaEya thing you holler.

It’s a big rig in an unfamiliar neck of the woods.

Gorillas don’t brachiate.

At least there are two of ’em in the vinepool lane.

Yoiks! and Away!

What I heard through the grapevine: He used to only phone from home on his ape line. Now he’s created a different kind of ape line – with each ape hanging on their own ape vine. Is there an escape vine?

It’ll be the same story when we’re flying around in little spaceships to get to work like the Jetsons

Not convinced those vines could support the cell-guy…..

Q: Where does a 500 lb Gorilla stop to check his phone ? A: Anywhere he wants.

The biggest guy, so, who is complaining?

At least he didn’t lock himself into the only stall and do his phone check.

Wonder which ape he is using?

That’s what you get for taking the local instead of the express.