Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 02, 2022

I notice that

Ursus wileus lunarii

were left out, but I suppose they don’t need colouring in.

I figure there must be a species of Wiley bear for anywhere there are stupid people.

Wiley bears are sigma males. Never mess with them

What about the Ursus Wileus Urbanus? The ones that run the diner in the alley.

Yup, do sympathize with that donkey.

I’d color it but I ate all my crayons, and I just got them at Christmas!

Reminds me of Chuck Jones’ ‘scientific’ names for the coyote and roadrunner.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets eaten

Is that ice cream going to last long enough in the desert heat to allow someone to color it?

WILEY BEARS!!! YEA!!!!!

Ain’t no bears near the south pole.

Even for a Wiley Bear it’s probably unwise to try and climb a saguaro cactus.

Thank you Wiley for all the joy you brought to millions of people in 21, please don’t go away. We Love you Wiley and Happy New Year. Signed, The World

There, I painted them all white. Does that solve the polar bear problem?

I duz so luv myself sum Wiley bears I duz!

Thanks a lot, Wiley. Now I have crayon marks all over my iPad screen.

Quaint view of earth before its eventual demise.

So….Wiley bears are Bi- Polar?

Always love the bears, they are always happy and smiling as though they have a hiden secret.

They are masters of every habitat

left out the bears that live in the Maine woods. Ayuh…

Wiley – thanks for dividing it up so we could ‘Snip" since we can’t just download it.

They’re everywhere! They’re Everywhere! (Along with Santa, if Ray Stevens is to be taken as an authoritative source.)

YAY!!! WILEY BEAR COLORING PAGE!!! YAY!!!!

Gad! Nowhere is safe. Do we have a pandemic here? The Omi-grizzly virus. Maybe more of a pun-demic.

Ursus Wileus Arrakis. Scenes deleted from the Dune movie and then destroyed.

I wonder if Wiley’s South Pole Ur(sus) Bears growl with a Southern accent?

Thanks for the fun, Wiley!

Ursus Wileus Comicus – wherever newspapers are sold.

We need Mountain Bears too!

Must be. Wiley says so. So there.

Makes me want to print it out and color it.

Not all rain forests are tropical…

Bless your heart.

Great strip ! I just love those Wiley Bears :)

About 4 hours ago Mudd said,

Wiley, Thank you for your Bears and all the rest. We really appreciate your work and style. Peace.

Ursus Wileus — my favoritest kind of bear!

Thanks, Wiley!

Personally I’d love to color them, If I could just figure out how to make one of them print to a single sheet of 11×17 that one of my printers use. So far I’ve not been able to make it print full size. Some day though.

Oh, oh, oooh, a whole buncha Wiley bears in one strip! I can’t take much more of this!

Where’s the ursus wileus urbanus? You know, the one that stands in alleys to ambush clueless pedestrians…

How about Ursus awilius Vacumi Whose Habitat is anywhere void of Common Sense, such as Social media or Fail ux Nes.

Never seen a coloring book type.

How do I color it?

trouble is after coloring in the pics, I need a new monitor

A poster/scroll, please! I’d buy one or more.

Sweet! Thanks. I’m printing this for ME to color.

Wiley Bears are special. They evolved to hunt and eat humans alone.

Now my computer screen is all messed up! The permanent markers I used to color-in this comic have totally ruined my LCD…

Maybe next time Wiley will add Pierre of the North to the polar scene.

Pandas are under-respresented among Wiley bears.

Ursus Wileus Hystericius…Miller has the best imagination since McCay! So well drawn, you just wanna jump in!Kudos for encouraging kids to get involved…so here’s a freebee that has legs in any art class…Assignment: where would your class find Ursus Wileus? Draw em and send them to Miller post haste