Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2022

Death pays all moral debts.

Just bury him in the yard.

If he can escape death, and the concrete encasement, and the deep burial, and survive the embalming process, I doubt that a toddler-sized fence will contain him. And when did the cemetery train the necessary squirrels to keep watch from the corner towers?

“I’m gonna put him in jail until he rots. No, check that. I’m gonna put him in jail til the jail rots on top of him. Then I’ll put him in a new jail and let that jail rot.” —Judge Doc Hudson from “Cars”.

This reminds me of a T-shirt ad that keeps popping up on my screen: Don’t piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

Next time he’ll get Life.

Best model prisoner anywhere. Never complains. never fights. Never tries to escape.

He still gets life, after death.

But serving out the rest of the sentence in solitary confinement is a little harsh… :)

Talk about “cruel and unusual punishment”.

Better check for reincarnations so he can serve all those consecutive life sentences.

It appears that there are some things you CAN take with you.

The sentence was Life plus 99 years.

He must have been one bad dude.

I wonder where Bernie Madoff is buried?

H-m-m-m-m Seems I’m sensing a slight negative tone in today’s comments.

This country has its pluses and minuses and obviously not everyone is happy about all that goes on. But, on the bright side, one is free to express opinions based on one’s own views and to hear the views of others without being forced to accept them. One is free to seek a job where he/she produces goods or services while raising a family – or not – and to use the net income as one chooses. One can pursue an education in any field of interest or change to another at any point.

The list of possibilities is endless. So perhaps it is time to take another look at what surrounds us and maybe set a different goal for the future.

Oh…must be a Black guy

even after death, his crime must still be paid in time… too bad he’s got plenty of it left now.

What will the tomb of Trump look like? This seems a fitting inspiration.

Does he have to wear one of those electronic ankle bracelets?

Did he get sentenced for being a fence selling stolen goods?

Judge once sentenced a guy to two consecutive life sentences. The guy asked, “Judge, how can I do that?” Judge said, “Just do the best you can.”

Well, if he can escape that, then he’s a genius!

I like that judge.

Inspired by the Great Escape, he’ll trying digging a hole under the fence

Back in the day many families buried family members behind heavy bars so that grave robbers could not sell the bodies to Doctors or Medical Schools.

That’s not enough to hold in a zombie. Ref: The Serpent and the Rainbow. by Wade Davis

This comic features cemetery’s more than any other I know.

Must be the grammar police.

That’s been done, back in the late 1800’s.

Life plus 99 years.

I don’t understand why they hand out sentences like 500 years when they could just give them life without parole and bail.

Yogi Berra said: “If you don’t go to your friends’ funerals, they won’t come to yours.”

Oh, that’s not necessary, he’s appeared before the highest judge of all at this point.

When I was a child I used to imagine just such situation but buried on the prison grounds.