Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 19, 2022

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    rmremail  about 2 years ago

    And lie all good lawyers, he’ll eat you of house & home

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    “You don’t wanna know what his retainer cost me. I use to have FOUR kids.”

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    Digital Frog  about 2 years ago

    We’re about to witness a feliney.

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    Chrisdiaz801  about 2 years ago

    Best human job for a cat.

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    wallylm  about 2 years ago

    Thought Shakespeare wrote to kill all the lawyers, not the other way around.

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    jvo  about 2 years ago

    Act without thinking, Do without remorse.

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    Superfrog  about 2 years ago

    He won’t be pussyfooting around.

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    Jason Allen  about 2 years ago

    As the old saying goes, a good fence makes great neighbors. In my experience, that’s not true at all. But it does make them more bearable.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 years ago

    “Mr. Cheshire has such a nice smile, I’m sure he will settle this amicably. He specializes in avian mergers and acquisitions.”

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Too early. Gotta work on this one.

    Wonder if it’s a play on self-destructive behavior, such as putting one’s fate in the hands of those who promise much but whose efforts would destroy this country.

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    Isenthor1978  about 2 years ago

    Animals don’t have the cruelty possessed by humans. “You don’t see them fracking each other over for a gd percentage.” – Ellen Ripley in Aliens.

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    Say What? Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I see Cap’n Eddie’s cat found a new gig.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    Cats’ tails twitch when they’re unhappy or on the prowl. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

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    bittenbyknittin  about 2 years ago

    I think my cat is causing hostility from my neighbor’s dad. He gave me a dirty look one day, and all I can figure out is Finn must be pooping in their flower beds.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Better pay your lawyer on time, every time, or you’ll be on the receiving end of his actions.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Good fences make good neighbors. Good lawyers make good fences.

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    WickWire64  about 2 years ago

    The other son Tweety has gone to talk with the folks at Husqvarna about one of their 460 chainsaws but it might not be about trimming limbs. Perhaps not about trimming tree limbs at any rate

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    jaydogg187  about 2 years ago

    A bit like the wisdom of King Solomon, only this time he cuts everyone in half.

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    Linguist  about 2 years ago

    “Let loose the dogs/cats of war!”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago

    There are two kinds of lawyer: the kind who genuinely help people, and parasites. This one might have parasites. Get the flea dip and wormer.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of seeing a big gap in a long line of birds sitting on telephone lines, with a lone peregrine falcon sitting in the gap.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    I tawt I taw a puddy tat!!

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Next time you re-run a Sunday strip,do the one where Danae is on a park bench with a concentration camp survivor.

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    royq27  about 2 years ago

    Lunchtime…

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Unfortunately for the neighbor, his most reliable expert witnesses are Shoe and Cosmo over at Treetops!

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    Which one is going to “sing like a canary”?

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    bakana  about 2 years ago

    A Cat as a Lawyer? I’m not sure whether the Cats or the Sharks ought to be more offended.

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