Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 20, 2023

One question — how dies a hand, uh, paw-painted sign get a typo?

Another question — do you think the guy’s walking stick will be enough to drive off five hungry bears?

I didn’t think so either.

A quaint little country inn, let’s go in!

Dang Wiley-B’s gotta work on those "N"s.

That’s a choice that will cost at least an arm and a leg.

Come for dinner.

The bear facts

I think the single table might give the game away.

Not only is it “arm to table”, but he’s not going to have a leg to stand on when he finds out.

I had to look this up… farm to table… clear now.

Thinning the herd. In Alaska, the apex predator, according to death by wildlife statistics, is the…moose. They kill more people than Grizzly, Brown, Black, Kodiak, & Polar bears combined. https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Dangerous_animals#:~:text=More%20people%20are%20killed%20by,than%20bears%20and%20wolves%20combined.

Always happy to see the bears.

I know that bears don’t have opposable thumbs, but that’s no excuse for poor lettering… (But they spell better than some college students I’ve had in classrooms.)

Though reservations are not required, you should have some very strong reservations about being invited to this eating establishment.

You’re either at the table or on the menu….. or at this place, both at the same time.

Oh those Wiley Bears are the tricky ones. Gullible humans beware. The dinner they serve may be you.

Five bears and but two chairs, where will the others get to eat?

Those furry guys set a nice table. Real tablecloth.

“How to serve Man”. Yup, I remember.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!

Classy, Michelin star Bears!

Wiley’s bears have such happy expressions—“meet and eat” grins!

Wiley bears strike again!

Who knew that bears like limb-burger?

Heh, Heh, Heh…..

Just a little bit longer and they will be able to spring the trap. The happy bears look ready for lunch.

They aren’t bear. They have fur on.

You have a right to arm bears!

Bear fans should be happy about today’s strip :)

I thought they were going to turn guns into food

I don’t get it.

On a water tower outside of Sacramento there’s a painted sign that says something about Sacramento being the farm to fork capital.

Wiley, I need some Danae in my life!

Bear claws!

Hahahahaha!!!!

Is that adult Goldilocks?

I’m on the side of the bears.

We’ll soon find out who is the fitter and more fleet of foot out of the two.

The bear has historically been the symbol of Russia. I’ve noticed Millers obsession w/ bears.

I prefer the Wiley bears to Captain Scratchy’s bear Kevin; he’ll promise you to leave your favorite leg alone.