Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 16, 2023

If they use “Right to remain silent”, I’m OK with that.

Who will take confession?

The church of trump

Lip service all the way!

I can’t tell you how long it’s been since my last confession father, since it may incriminate me …

Prophetic.

Nice bars on the windows.

“You can leave when we say you can.”

Isn’t this basically public defenders?

The Church of the 2nd Amendment is also called the “NRA”.

“So there are five people taking the Fifth Amendment. Like you see on the mob, right? You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

The bars are a nice touch. Alford is the patron saint.

“Only the guilty take the 5th amendment!”

“What do you know about the January 6th. riots?”

“I want to invoke my 5th. Amendment rights against self-incrimination!”

This is ALL you need to know, folks!!

The Church of the American Talabanicle!

The eleventh Commandment: “Thou shalt not underestimate the power of sarcasm!”/s

It least it would gather most of the pedophiles in one place.

A lot of people would be better off in every day conversation if they had sense enough to take the fifth amendment.

Some right wing nuts are pushing for prayer in classrooms…..

What ever happened to separation of church and state? Also a Bishop said they need to get more involved with voting….

For you Revelation fans: The Harlot Church: better known as Church of Jesus Christ, Republican. We believe that smashing windows, beating police and threatening to lynch people are legitimate political discourse and is what Jesus would do: we even carried his flag into battle on January 6th while doing our patriotic duty. MAGA and /s

I feel bad for trump. He was so upset yesterday, he forgot to cheat at golf. His game was off a little, hit 297.

You don’t say?

Looks more like a retirement home for senior government officials.

Best just to keep walking and keep your mouth shut.

The right to remain silent

Good luck with efforts to keep the orange blob silent.

Take a moment to look into the strong financial links between the American Evangelical Movement and the Russian Orthodox Church, an arm of Putin’s Kremlin.Much will be revealed.

Sounds like it may be a Protest-ant church.

I like the bars on the windows

I can picture the people inside wearing nun’s habits

Josh Hawley. Roy Moore. Jim Jordan. Ruben Verastigua. Dennis Hastert supported by David Dreier, Porter Gross, John Doolittle, Tom Delay. Matt Gaetz. David Byrd. Tucker Carlson defended Warren Jess. Edison Aldarondo. Philip Giordano. Tom Shortage. Peter Dibble. Strom Thurmond. And about 300 more. The Republican playbook is always to scream about the other side doing what you actually do so you can go on doing it while everybody else takes the bait.

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A fascist theocracy is a horrible joke.

Isn’t that what the GOP and NRA are together?

Gun shots are the leading cause of death of children in the USA, the GOP and NRA want to make murder weapons more easily accessible.

The churches need a dose of the 16th Amendment laid on them. Hard and forever.

Wallnau has been dubbed “the father of American Dominionism,” a fundamentalist ideology that Christians are called upon to exert God’s will “on Earth as it is in heaven.” And the 66-year-old strives to empower a cabal of Christians to impose their moral code on the rest of us. Mastriano’s association with Wallnau, which is deeper than previously reported, adds troubling new evidence of the candidate’s own Christian Nationalist aims, and roots Mastriano even more plainly within an End Times religious movement known as the New Apostolic Reformation.

Wallnau is a leading figure in the New Apostolic Reformation, or NAR, whose followers believe that we are living in an age of new apostles and prophets, who receive direct revelations from God. NAR believers hold that the second coming of Jesus is fast approaching, and that it is the destiny of Christians is to accelerate the End Times by exerting “dominion” over the world. Wallnau is best known for popularizing a quasi-biblical blueprint for theocracy called the Seven Mountains Mandate.

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Like many in the movement, Abildness insists she’s building a peaceable kingdom, one where OTHER SECTS AND NON-CHRISTIANS WOULD ‘BE SAFE IN THE SENSE THAT… WOULDN’T BE PUT IN JAIL." But many adherents… have pledged to take control of the “Seven Mountains of Influence”: government, education, media, family, entertainment, religion, and business.

Abildness was nowhere near Washington on the day of the attack. But just prior to January 6, she led a massive online prayer group beseeching Mike Pence to “do the right thing” and intervene on Trump’s behalf. And a month earlier, as the clock above Philadelphia’s Independence Hall neared 3 a.m., she joined a modest rally whose organizer sought to “decree” that another four years “of Donald John Trump’s Presidency will see the fruit of God’s divine Reset of America.”

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Christian Reich!

We literally can’t post links now so in order to see what Republicans believe about science, go to Peanuts for September 25, 1955.

Nice subtle dig /s

If the Republicans get their way.

Better yet; The Holy Order Of The Second Amendment, thus sayeth ATF…

I wish I could get back all those nickels and dimes I had to put in the collection basket. It’d make a good sized pile of change.

AGAIN …… NOT REMOTELY FUNNY. Willey must be Joe.mentia’s Joke Writer too.

I dunno. The Orthodox Church of Free Enterprise has been a dominant force in our lives for as long as I can remember. Judging by the history books I’ve read, it’s a lot longer than that.

That’s an interesting dilemma I hadn’t thought of.. since the government cannot regulate it, what if there were a church called the executive branch, or “the official church of the united states” etc? Or even dispensing with the “church” part entirely and operating as a church but named The Pentagon, or Federal Bureau of Investigation, etc? Would the government then regulate it?

see today’s Pearls before Swine: >

First Church of the NRA.

The NRA: Proudly Supporting Domestic Terrorism Since 1976.

It’s the Holy Order of the 2nd Amendment and heaven help you if you mention that satanic “gun control” ( meaning “responsibility” but that’s also a taboo for them).

I fail to pray on the grounds it might incriminate me.