Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 15, 2023

40 years of wandering from dessert to dessert.

food cart beats manna any day

Suspend disbelief and drive the thing to Gaza.

Suspension of disbelief is required for that whole book of fantasies.

Man-na, Man-na (Doo-doo, doo-doodoo).

Just mind your mannas, Mo.

Hmmm… doesn’t LOOK like it could hold enough food for 2.7 million people, but ya gotta start someplace.

And, Yes, I do know that Gaza and Sinai are not the same, but, again, ya gotta start someplace.

To get back to the cartoon, those food trucks are mentioned in the Bible. They are just relabeled as mana from heaven.

“Well, it’s not ‘milk and honey,’ but I suppose it will do for now.”

Must be the inspiration for the Travel Oasis on the Illinois Tollway.

I’ll pass on this one.

Leave out the trucks with the Porta-Pottys too.

Oh man! This beats Manna!

Try The Golden Calf’s Chimichangas! Whoo-boy! You’ll convert to Catholicism!

can’t they just not go to war. I mean, wrestle or box or here’s an idea, just go on with your life. geez

Why not… it’s made up anyway.

Where’s the part where Moses smote the rock, and the pizza guy appeared.

if we had “Suspend disbelief” there would be no wars!

Manny’s Heavenly Food Truck

Yes. Like it or not, this is what really happened.

When Moses parted The Red Sea,he found out it was really Pomegranate Juice

Ah, yes… the Suspension of Disbelief. We’d never be able to watch a movie or TV show, read many books, etc. if we allowed a little thing called reality to constantly interfer.

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

Traveling through the desert for 40 years was tough. The Coca-Cola was at room temperature.

I heard that the reason the children of Israel had to wander for 40 years in the Sinai Desert was because Moses was a guy, and guys never stop to ask for directions.

(Incidentally, to introduce some facts along with the joke, you’d expect that half a million people spending 40 years in a relatively small chunk of land would leave some archeological evidence of their time there, wouldn’t you? But there isn’t any!)

Commonly called Roach Coaches, roaches are probably one of the few things to survive there.

It is useful to remember that NO ONE was along taking notes with Moses on his journey (if Moses even existed).

There’s another food truck called “Manna from Heaven” as well as a beverage truck called “Water into Wine”

Like the ox.

Seen shortly before the Non-Colonizers invaded the Land of Milk & Honey.

Religion – the road to Heaven is littered with bones of non-believers and infidels. Buddhists traditionally known for Peace and non-violence have been violent (remember Shaolin monks are a warrior sect of Buddhism) against Hinduism and Islam recently by a group called Buddhist Power Force and they have even turned on other Buddhists who decry the violence against Muslims and Hindus. Man is a violent species, tribal (especially about religion) and is not far from committing genocide as history has proven in the past – the Holocaust, Rwanda and the Armenian genocide to name three.

Just wondering, people in Gaza only had a couple of days of food and gas ? Hamas had it all ? Doctors, medical supplies , fine, food and what not ? Seems bullets would help more.

Good thing this was not drawn in the Middle East. Sacrilege like this would be grounds for death.

Taco oxcarts. The chimichangas are delicious. And Levi has personally certified them as kosher.

Yes, let’s not confuse biblical scholars with facts ..

The real b***h of the situation is that they had to go back to get more money from the ATM.

Nutrition ex machina.

Well, considering there is no evidence of a food truck during the B.C era, this cartoon is a fallacy.

Actually I suspect a lot of people would get more interested in Exodus if there were food trucks.