Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 17, 2024

i feel like, with the angle of those ramps, whoever takes the leap is going to plow right into the back of the other sign!!!

I wouldn’t try this unless I was driving either the General Lee or KITT.;-D

In that case, it should be the Super Dave Osborne memorial highway.

I understand there was quite a lot of bridge-out and similar activity when the hurricane hit California last week, but I haven’t heard squat about it since. What’s going on?

Not funny or witty, what happened to this comic?

I can’t drive 55.

Signs should be a lot farther back from the ramps to even have a chance to make that jump

It’s like the bridges in my dreams, except they devolve into I-beams instead. They’re not about making the jump, but driving perfectly straight.

It might work if you travel by skateboard. (—

Evel’s son Robbie turned out to be a much better motorcycle stuntman than his father ever was. Just didn’t have the hype machine.

Too many too often treat yellow traffic lights like this.

You’ll never make it if you’re half-fast. (Say it quickly.)

“He who hesitates is lost.” Or did someone already say that?

The Bandit or the Duke boys would have no problem

Evel would crash and almost die, like he always did.

Aaaaaacckk

This style of bridge will become more common as the old bridges crumble and fall.

Keanu could do it!

Bad sign placement is all.

If you are cautious and stop, there is nowhere to go from there.

But gravity doesn’t work unless you look down, Just ask Wylie Coyote.

Sign on other side: Have you checked your shocks lately?

Is that in west virginia or mississippi?

The signs are on a pivoting base. Gives the vehicle a moment of better traction when landing.

Shades of Jack Douglas?

Either stop or ramp it up -

I can’t wait to see what happens when a driver picks option one and the guy behind him picks option two.

There is a Facebook picture of this situation with a similar sign, but it shows no ramps.

Yeah, but can you jump twenty bridges laid side-to-side? :)

It’s hold my beer time

if yer gonna go for it, better get yer speed juuuuust right…or it ain’t gonna be pretty!

An awful lot of undecided lying at the bottom of that Valley.

If you’re having any trouble, give us a holler.

https://youtu,be/MUL5w91dzbo

I would worry about two cars coming at the same time.

One time Evel tried to jump across the Snake River near Twin Falls, Idaho. We go to Yellowstone in or near Twin Falls bridges, and the scenery is AWESOME at Shoshone Falls area.

Look out! Here comes Harley.

Your tax dollars at work. (I apologize if you groaned at that. I personally today was hoping to make bus transfer today because of road work.)

Yet another example of the old saw “Crash or crash through!”

LOLOL!!!

Just don’t speed up so much that you hit the back of the sign on the other side like the coyote.

Darwin Award applications available at the next rest stop. Or the bottom of the gorge.

How come nobody ever says “Hold my ginger ale”?

The gap is too small, so don’t Evel Knievel me.