Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2018

It shouldn’t take too long if it’s only an épée contest.

I am not left-handed either!

No, I’m not going to say anything about taking offense at this strip!

wrong fencing company in the phone book, Pig

It could have been worse. Pig could have hired people who deal in stolen goods.

At least there’s only one fencer you need to pay at the end.

Foiled again

BiathalonNut – from the other day: I have never, ever gotten a spam fax. We used to get them at work but never at home.

Aren’t you supposed to wait until after the en garde before you strike the opponent?

I’m on the fence with this one.

Actually, those don’t take very long at all.

En garde’n fence?

Pig was it the masks that gave it away ?

Pig should have called the Department of De Fence.

Pig will have to repair de-fence.

well at least he got to the point…

besides, without a back fence the front fence is the only defense…

Poor Pig, de-fence-less as always!

Pig should have done more research on the company before he hired them.

Don’t fence me in.

I was on the fencing team in High School but the cows kept getting out so they had to let me go.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Pig would complain to those two, but they look armed and dangerous!

This project was designed, developed, and managed by BART Fencing & Development.

Projects will incur 250-500% overrun; completion delays exponential to cost overrun; will use non-standard design, materials, and construction methods; used defective materials may be used without consent; finished projects prone to failure in 30 days. No warranty, expressed or implied.

BART stands by its transit record in providing world class service, planning, and sound fiscal management second to no other in expanding its abilities to property development.

You see the BART Fencing workers scribing the fence line. When one opponent falls, they dig a post hole. They will insert a post and fill it with the body of the fallen fencing worker.

Repeat until fence is completed or worker supply exhausted.

Organize, and picket that fence.

It could be worse, it could the third definition.

Of course, if you’re actually trying to find any organization involved in the fencing displayed here, … good luck.

Pig could learn something from Henry and his Fenceville.

Good fencers make good neighbors?

Well, his other choice was two guys profiting in the selling of stolen items, so…

Poor Pig. His plans for the day have been foiled.

Oh, look! They entertain, they fence, they then put up a fence! What a fine company!

Let your fingers do the walking….

Who even makes a company for fencing? By that I mean sword fighting.

Reminds me of that Geico ad…

There’s a geico commercial like this lol

I was going to comment about how this was a Geico commercial, but two people beat me to it. lol

now that is just hilarious.