Basic Economy Pilot Jimmy learned how to fly a plane by watching YouTube videos.
NTSB will not investigate Basic Economy flight incidents, and all insurance, except OUR Basic Economy Flight Insurance (a mere $7,500 for $10,000 coverage), is automatically void and null.
All of those things that they charge extra for now, like luggage and meals, were never free. They were included in the price of the ticket. They’re still included in the price of the ticket, so now you’re paying for them twice. The same has happened ag grocery stores that used to give you “free” bags, that they now charge you for. The price of the bag is figured into the price of the things you buy, so you’re paying for the bag twice. The wages of the person at the check out counter are also figured into the prices of the products you buy, so when you use the self-serve checkout, your paying his wages and then doing his job for him.
90% of Pastis’ comics are funny and 10% of them are him being an idiot. An economy airline is great for a no frills experience when you don’t have a lot of luggage.
As party chief, I had to ask the pilot why he landed our survey plane, wheels up, in the Sahara Desert. He replied, “The gas gauge said empty, but I didn’t believe it.” There are other stories, but sadder endings.
Clark Howard was talking about those exact fees on his show this weekend! United, Delta and American are doing it to the hilt. Apparently, Southwest doesn’t . I don’ t care to fly EVER again, more fun to drive now that I have the time!
My name is Jim and that looks remarkably like me, except my boxers aren’t pink. I assume Pastis had to change it so I wouldn’t sue him. Too bad. I like to make the planey plane go boom. I mean zoom.
I’ve upgraded to trains or just drive-myself. Slower, more dangerous (the driving part), and actually more expensive by the time you add in meals and motels… but not only do I avoid the noxious TSA experience, the noxious narrow seats without enough foot room, and the noxious co-passengers, I also get much better service (when I drive) and food.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
I’ll take my chances with Jimmy. The autopilot does most of the work.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
I wonder where Rat is going on this vacation?
Algolei I almost 5 years ago
“Now, do you want wings with your plane, or will you just hope it rolls in the general direction you wanted to go?”
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rat, no matter what you do, they will find a way to up-charge you.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
“I like Brawndo. Do you like Brawndo?”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good thinking, Rat. That’s the Spirit . . . Airlines.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So “I’m feeling lucky” is a step up from “Basic Economy w/ Jimmy.”
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Basic Economy Pilot Jimmy learned how to fly a plane by watching YouTube videos.
NTSB will not investigate Basic Economy flight incidents, and all insurance, except OUR Basic Economy Flight Insurance (a mere $7,500 for $10,000 coverage), is automatically void and null.
SheMc almost 5 years ago
Yes, this is what it is coming to!!!
cdgar almost 5 years ago
Why I haven’t flown anywhere in 40 years.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Take the Bus and leave the driving to us ! … Croc Power !
Purple People Eater almost 5 years ago
All of those things that they charge extra for now, like luggage and meals, were never free. They were included in the price of the ticket. They’re still included in the price of the ticket, so now you’re paying for them twice. The same has happened ag grocery stores that used to give you “free” bags, that they now charge you for. The price of the bag is figured into the price of the things you buy, so you’re paying for the bag twice. The wages of the person at the check out counter are also figured into the prices of the products you buy, so when you use the self-serve checkout, your paying his wages and then doing his job for him.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
I’m a land mammal…and now you know why.
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 almost 5 years ago
Oh and extra if you don’t want to sit next to a screaming baby, unruly child, or obese person that does not want the armrest down.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
IF I CAN’T DRIVE THERE, I AIN’T GOING!!!!
wrd2255 almost 5 years ago
Air is extra charge. And you don’t even wanna know how much the oxygen masks would be.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
That does it! No more flying for me! Especially the last time I got a bag of pretzels….with three Mini pretzels in it….RIP OFF!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pretty soon most planes will be SRO (Standing Room ONLY)!
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Air Greyhound.
michael.adler almost 5 years ago
90% of Pastis’ comics are funny and 10% of them are him being an idiot. An economy airline is great for a no frills experience when you don’t have a lot of luggage.
ekw555 almost 5 years ago
jeebus! don’t give them any ideas for new upcharges!!
Xicks almost 5 years ago
I’d like the “Sully” upgrade, please.
Malcolm Hall almost 5 years ago
Then make sure you’re flying an Airbus.
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
Me fly Croc Airlinz. Capt. Larry very gud. He share beer wit all us. Land in wrong town, but have lots of beer. Try Croc Airlinz.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Well, you can have your basic economy sir. But we will have to charge you taxes.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Acme Air, Wile E. Coyote’s first choice.
Geophyzz almost 5 years ago
As party chief, I had to ask the pilot why he landed our survey plane, wheels up, in the Sahara Desert. He replied, “The gas gauge said empty, but I didn’t believe it.” There are other stories, but sadder endings.
chris_o42 almost 5 years ago
ACME AIR! Wonder if they’re the ones who delivered all the gizmos and explosives to Wylie Coyote?
Ermine Notyours almost 5 years ago
The truth is he wouldn’t have to deal with a real person trying to up-sell him, but a computer screen.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
I haven’t flown in a while. Has it really gotten that bad?
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
These airlines are always trying to fleece us.
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
You can buy extra leg space for $150. Storing your legs in the baggage compartment (since they certainly won’t fit in front of the seat) is only $50.
Nuke Road Warrior almost 5 years ago
Would you like to add the maintenance upgrade as well?
Marvin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As a retired airline pilot, this is one of Pastis’ best works.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Was that 5 shots, or 6?
Do you feel lucky punk?
donwestonmysteries almost 5 years ago
Not too far from the truth. If airlines adopt the pilot upgrade I’m taking the train.
jessegooddog almost 5 years ago
I usually skip over the long winded rat strips but the pilot was very funny.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Mr. Rat, would you like to sit in the swearing or non-swearing section ?!!!!lol
kwells328 almost 5 years ago
This is scary…. very, very scary.
DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Clark Howard was talking about those exact fees on his show this weekend! United, Delta and American are doing it to the hilt. Apparently, Southwest doesn’t . I don’ t care to fly EVER again, more fun to drive now that I have the time!
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Will I be required to flap my arms for the entire flight?
Bonita Voigt almost 5 years ago
Why I don’t fly anymore. I drive.
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Angel flying too close to the ground.
Mentor397 almost 5 years ago
My name is Jim and that looks remarkably like me, except my boxers aren’t pink. I assume Pastis had to change it so I wouldn’t sue him. Too bad. I like to make the planey plane go boom. I mean zoom.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I’ve upgraded to trains or just drive-myself. Slower, more dangerous (the driving part), and actually more expensive by the time you add in meals and motels… but not only do I avoid the noxious TSA experience, the noxious narrow seats without enough foot room, and the noxious co-passengers, I also get much better service (when I drive) and food.
msprecious almost 5 years ago
I’m out of here until Pastim learns to spell at least at the eighth grade level. I doubt that will ever happen.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
“Acme Air.” That would be “AA.” Hmm.
I wonder if Cartoon-Boy had a recent Bad Experience flying?
Of course, as the strip shows only in part, all flying experiences are bad these days (unless you’re super-rich and fly First Class all the time)….
pcmcdonald almost 5 years ago
He could get Dogbert.
Eristic almost 5 years ago
A certain Seinfeld episode comes to mind.
Eric S almost 5 years ago
ahh, Spirit Airlines I see.
Rick Smith Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And now there are airlines charging for carry-on bags and charging to choose your seat.