The last several friends we met with, we just waved and stood at a distance. But I liked the meme about how likely virus transfer is, using various greetings:
A hug is not as dangerous as a handshake, but then again, hugging a used car salesman doesn’t seem right. —-I prefer a Japanese bow OR Mr. Spock’s “Live Long and Prosper” salute!
When we moved to MN we noticed couples address each other from afar by last names: “Hello Smiths! Hello Jones’s!” Saves you from having to remember first names.
It’s kinda weird if u see someone in the street and you are talking to them, but from 6 ft away. Then, someone else comes and they have to get 6 ft away too. It looks and feels so awkward.
Where I live, abrazos y besos are ingrained in the culture, as well as the formal handshake. It has been very difficult for many people to adapt to this new normal.
It needs to be quick and directional, as there are plenty of situations where it’ll need to be done with a line/group of people (sports teams, wedding lines, etc). And should also be fairly universal. Some things are culture specific. The smile for one, is the default in the USA, but in some other countries (Italy and some other European countries) it needs to be among friends or earned – one might shake hands with someone they don’t smile at.
Before the six-foot mandate, there was a no-shaking hands mandate. People at my cousin’s church decided they’d bump elbows and called it The Baptist Bump.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Didn’t Terrance and Phil already do this on South Park ?
SonneIsrael almost 5 years ago
South Park is 30 years too annoying for us. Butt laughed at this strip.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Pig really needs to stop scratching his head with the hand holding the pen.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Athletic colleagues could hold their foot out in front of them and touch shoes. It might be a problem for the guy with balance issues.
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
If that’s some weird way of marketing pork butts, I’ll take 2 lbs.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
The last several friends we met with, we just waved and stood at a distance. But I liked the meme about how likely virus transfer is, using various greetings:
Hug: 100% chance
Handshake: 80% chance
Fistbump: 60% chance
Elbow bump: 40% chance
Touching feet: 20% chance
Flipping the bird: 0% chance
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I suspect the reverse is also true.
Robin Harwood almost 5 years ago
Wai
Salaam (touch heart, head, sweep hand forward)
Namaste
Japanese bow
European bow
Chinese fist and palm
Zambian cup and clap
And there are more.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Pig needs to try out the “wrestling head-butt” greeting on Rat.
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
What’s wrong with a wave and a “Hello”?
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Best is ’SUP? at 10 paces!
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
But anyone who knows you wouldn’t care a rat’s a$$ anyway, Rat!
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} almost 5 years ago
The ‘elbow touch’ is bad… When you cough, where do you cough into?
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
I am still in favor of “Live Long and Prosper” _|\/|
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
This one made me think of Ren and Stimpy … Happy Happy , Joy Joy Song ! ….. Croc Power !
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
A hug is not as dangerous as a handshake, but then again, hugging a used car salesman doesn’t seem right. —-I prefer a Japanese bow OR Mr. Spock’s “Live Long and Prosper” salute!
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
I never thought of that! LOVE IT. And how “American” that is!!!!!!
wrd2255 almost 5 years ago
Gives new meaning to “turn the other cheek”
James Wolfenstein almost 5 years ago
Nano nano?
david_42 almost 5 years ago
Live long and prosper.
e.groves almost 5 years ago
I worked in a plant with a guy who liked to moon people. One day the boss caught him in the act. He got a chewing out, but it was funny.
Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fact: The moon is moving away from the earth at about 1 inch per year. One day, we’ll have no one to moon but ourselves.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ever think of just waving?
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When we moved to MN we noticed couples address each other from afar by last names: “Hello Smiths! Hello Jones’s!” Saves you from having to remember first names.
WilliamRichmond almost 5 years ago
Vulcan salutes work well
Gen.Flashman almost 5 years ago
The two look a lot like South Park’s Terrance and Phillip especially when then are bending over.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
‘sup, y’all!
You just can’t beat the classics! ;)
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago
East Coast Wave or nuthin’
rshive almost 5 years ago
Is the handshake another of those medieval things? If we’re both holding each other’s right hands, then we can’t grab our weapons.
pscaddiction almost 5 years ago
Wow – that’s as close to Terrence and Philip as I could imagine. “Copyright lawyers on line 1 Mr. Stone.”
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Just read about some hand to the heart gesture.
Golf Buddy almost 5 years ago
I’ll use the Queen wave…
Pig111 almost 5 years ago
It’s kinda weird if u see someone in the street and you are talking to them, but from 6 ft away. Then, someone else comes and they have to get 6 ft away too. It looks and feels so awkward.
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
The Chinese and Soviet border guards in Siberia would regularly moon each other.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Hey, Rat? The obscenely obese orange anthropoid ape has beaten you to that.
lv2sew almost 5 years ago
The Spaceballs references reminded me of the weird salute on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Anyone remember that one?
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Where I live, abrazos y besos are ingrained in the culture, as well as the formal handshake. It has been very difficult for many people to adapt to this new normal.
S Prada almost 5 years ago
It needs to be quick and directional, as there are plenty of situations where it’ll need to be done with a line/group of people (sports teams, wedding lines, etc). And should also be fairly universal. Some things are culture specific. The smile for one, is the default in the USA, but in some other countries (Italy and some other European countries) it needs to be among friends or earned – one might shake hands with someone they don’t smile at.
Nuke Road Warrior almost 5 years ago
Dog greeting.
CaveCat87 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, I don’t think mooning will ever replace handshakes, too disrespectful.
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But they have no mouth or nose, therefore not at risk?
Ken Otwell almost 5 years ago
The best solution I’ve seen is the star trek hand… “Live Long and Prosper.” You can take it literally by not shaking hands.
donwestonmysteries almost 5 years ago
Yeah, it’s getting to the point where I’D GLADLY TALK TO SOMEONE I DIDN’T KNOW. . . EVEN FROM A DISTANCE.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I’ve never been much for shaking hands… or hugging… or cheek-kissing. Guess I was ahead of the curve.
annqueue almost 5 years ago
I like the Wuhan foot shake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf5tGGD_6kA
Cat Hammer almost 5 years ago
“Avast” probably more appropriate than “Ahoy”.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Shake hands, I don’t think so.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
Before the six-foot mandate, there was a no-shaking hands mandate. People at my cousin’s church decided they’d bump elbows and called it The Baptist Bump.
Gigi04 almost 5 years ago
Why don’t we just run in the opposite direction when we see someone we know?
pchemcat almost 5 years ago
I like the idea of a butt bump much better than the fist bump or elbow bump.
InuYugiHakusho almost 5 years ago
I believe Rat on this one.
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
No. Pure and simple. No.
Caldonia almost 5 years ago
Dude. Terrance and Phillip did it. You’re soooooo late.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
But, but, butt jokes?
Chad Cheetah almost 5 years ago
We never see Pig make his comics on-screen, but he certainly makes a mess of himself. Wonder how he does it.
DebUSNRet almost 5 years ago
Musta been a sailor!
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
Option #3 would certainly make life interesting.