Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2020

Dating Pigita is a form of S&M.

Comic book censor guy must be on vacation, wherever he can go these days.

oof

Fifty shades of Pig.

Pig is really a serene, optimistic buddy. Indeed, he’s the biggest SOB in the neighborhood.

The crocs have been quarantined for way too long – they’ve GOT to be getting antsy by now, yeah?

Pig been smoking in the smokehouse.

I’ll have to add Sit and Mope whenever I Brood and Despair.

S&M while eating M&Ms.

This comic is getting more and more Xylophone-rated.

I wonder where Rat is? Perhaps he is tied up???

Pastis secret Fantasy about Mistress Pigita in full gear!

At times like these I enjoy some B&D. Bugs & Daffy, that is.

Netflix and Chill (N & C) might be less controversial.

So Pig is streaming the Metallica concerts, what is the big deal?

Pig do you take a Debbie Downer Pill before your S + M ? … Croc Power !

So is Pig more into sitting or moping?

All I’m stuck doing is going to work.

How things get so misconstrued ….

how was I supposed to know that emoji meant that? I thought it was a picture of chocolate ice cream.

Pig is the happy one. This is very unlike his character.

Not everyone. . . .

Pig is, after all, one of the most S&M (sweet and mild) characters in this strip. Not unexpected!

I’m more into study and meditate. It beats bored and lonely.

he is covered in leather, but hard to imagine that when you have to keep distance

Divinyls – Fine Line Between Pleasure and Pain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH8hcfhG1Jo

Binge watch something, Pig, or play some video games. Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could read a good book. I’ve yet heard anyone do that during the whole lockdown. Sad really

S & M? Chained to the couch ‘cause you can’t whip up enough energy do anything?

Why no optimism from Pig today?

Whip It good.

I stand and mope!

Heavy! I’m surprised Comic Strip Censor Guy didn’t show up!

But I am not so surprised that Goat is the one whose thoughts first flew to the censorable side. Pig is too innocent in every sense….

At this point why would Goat ever think Pig was using terms correctly?

“Use the right word, not its second cousin.” Mark Twain, Fenimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses.

BDSM – Better Do Something, Man

A friend wrote a story about meeting a lady who was into S&M—Sophistry and Misinformation. She couldn’t get turned on unless he lied to her. He “proved” that the earth was flat and the moon landing had been faked, and a good time was had by all.

In the sequel, he met a woman who was into B&D—Bureaucracy and Duplication. She went to bed with him, but only after he’d filled out a variety of forms in quintuplicate…

Hey, only 183,000 covid deaths. So far.

Are we Great Again yet?

Then there’s B and D: Bringing Doom!

I liked the S&M at Rocky Rococco Pizza – it was Sausage and Mushroom.

UHHHHH, yeah, sure Pig. Everyone’s sitting and moping…. especially the folks in black leather undergarments carrying riding crops.

This one is too close to home for me.

How ’bout some B & D?

Bed & Dreams!

What’s S&m again?

Hahahahahahaha jesus! Whatever happened to the moderator?