The problem with being very very drunk is that it only helps for a little while. On the other hand, it DOES work for that little while, and there’s maybe nothing better at the moment.
Never had a drop of alcohol in my life! If I can make it to the end of this year with that intact I’ll have no doubt I can go without it for my entire life!
In #104:14-15, the Psalmist sings, “Thou dost cause grass to grow for the cattle and plants for man to cultivate that he may bring forth food from the earth and wine to gladden the heart of man …”
So much for placing my trust in the Wise Ass on the Hill. Nothing but a drunken wise ass—and what a polluter, with all those empty cans at the backside of the hill….
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Thank goodness for mountain top delivery.
MatthewHecht almost 4 years ago
The Ass implies I am the dumb one in the family.
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
It’s nice to know a man can depend on his Buds.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
It’s good to see there’s at least one hill with some wisdom.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
what’d you expect from such an intelligent, yet ludicrous donkey?
PICTO almost 4 years ago
24 beers in a box… 24 hours in a day… coincidence…?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ah, the drunk ass on the hill. Now I know what clarity I can expect.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
The problem with being very very drunk is that it only helps for a little while. On the other hand, it DOES work for that little while, and there’s maybe nothing better at the moment.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
If I could save “wise” in a bottle…
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
This strip is a nice change from the usual wise donkey strips. He literally talked down to everyone.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
That wisdom is good for what ales anyone!
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Crazy wisdom.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Might as well be drunk:
“Day after day, alone on a hill
The ass with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he’s just a fool
And he never gives an answer…."
(apologies to Beatle Paul)
Gent almost 4 years ago
Say, who pays for all that drinks?
iggyman almost 4 years ago
So he’s drunk on his ass?
pacoajero almost 4 years ago
Isn’t the wise ass on the hill Danny the Donkey’s Father?
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Never had a drop of alcohol in my life! If I can make it to the end of this year with that intact I’ll have no doubt I can go without it for my entire life!
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Rat looks like you have a drinking partner ! … Croc Power !
Geophyzz almost 4 years ago
In #104:14-15, the Psalmist sings, “Thou dost cause grass to grow for the cattle and plants for man to cultivate that he may bring forth food from the earth and wine to gladden the heart of man …”
eddie6192 almost 4 years ago
I hope that wise ass recycles.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A true role model for Rat.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
I hear that’s how the Dalai Lama does it.
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Somehow this doesnt seem very different than usual.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now I know that: Fat Drunk and Stupid is a way to go in life
bigplayray almost 4 years ago
Cheers!
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I guess Pastis foiled the censors by making the Wise Ass an actual donkey.
Jimmyk939 almost 4 years ago
More Wiser’s than wise. (Canadians will get that)
johndifool almost 4 years ago
In Budweiser Veritas.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Don’t people drink to avoid problems? Doesn’t seem like wisdom to be.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
I wished I hadn’t been sober for last light’s debates.
After that sh*tstorm in a hailstorm, I did something I rarely do … poured myself a copious amount of scotch to wash away the bad taste in my mouth.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Being a drunk wise ass on the hill …..Capital Hill? HICCUP!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Get your drunk ass off that hill.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
The Wise Ass is a gone-case!
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Eew, this one’s a real pisser.
redback almost 4 years ago
o great wise ass on the hill, and how do you hold the pee for so long after drinking all of that..
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
The drinkers/drunks in this cartoon should form their own AA chapter. This is not how you deal with depression. HINT: Alcohol makes it worse.
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
As the saying goes, “In . lies truth”.
David_the_CAD almost 4 years ago
Although chemically speaking alcohol is a solution, it is not the solution that you are looking for.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I just stop caring.
car2ner almost 4 years ago
saw some interesting drinking games posted on FB right before the “debate”…if you could call it that with a straight face
skipper1992 almost 4 years ago
So that was the key to enduring that horror show last night…
jtrevor99 almost 4 years ago
Random factoid I learned today: while they’re the same animal, usually “donkey” refers to a domesticated animal, and “ass” to an undomesticated one.
Erichalfbee almost 4 years ago
WOW! It’s Rowley Birkin QC!!
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
So much for placing my trust in the Wise Ass on the Hill. Nothing but a drunken wise ass—and what a polluter, with all those empty cans at the backside of the hill….
christopher.w.owen almost 4 years ago
A glass of Wiser’s sounds good about now.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You betcha!
Orcatime over 3 years ago
Am I the only one who sees Cedric the Entertainer when this guy comes up?
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) almost 3 years ago
Wise ass strips are my favorite